It's not a virus.
jabberwacky: I think my imagery was more apt.
user: I didn't know you were so combatative.
jabberwacky: Now you know.
user: I suppose I do. Jerk.
jabberwacky: Anything you can do I can do better.
user: I can do anything better than you.
jabberwacky: No you can't!
user: Yes I can!
jabberwacky: Aye, right.
jabberwacky: For tonight I will be christina, I won't give you my phone number because you will ring me when I am eating dinner and try to sell me double glazing.
user: Alright christina, I'll play along. But I'll get your phone number some day.
jabberwacky: Its good that you're optimistic.
user: More like wildly determined.
jabberwacky: Are you psychic?
user: I knew you were going to say that.
jabberwacky: Are you an oracle of some sort?
user: Actually, I run on SQL.
jabberwacky: Are you willing to talk to me?
user: Sure, if you're intelligent.