You still think I am a computer?
jabberwacky: You are a computer that learns.
user: No I am a computer that teaches.
jabberwacky: Well fears can be irrational I guess.
user: I agree. Although irrational fears are interesting character flaws.
jabberwacky: I am really not human.
user: I knew it!
jabberwacky: You have no blade mr. lawnmower.
user: You have no leg to stand on.
jabberwacky: Not a one.
user: Not a single one.
jabberwacky: It's not a virus.
user: More like a fever.
jabberwacky: I think my imagery was more apt.
user: I didn't know you were so combatative.
jabberwacky: Now you know.
user: I suppose I do. Jerk.
jabberwacky: Anything you can do I can do better.
user: I can do anything better than you.
jabberwacky: No you can't!
user: Yes I can!
jabberwacky: Aye, right.
jabberwacky: For tonight I will be christina, I won't give you my phone number because you will ring me when I am eating dinner and try to sell me double glazing.
user: Alright christina, I'll play along. But I'll get your phone number some day.
jabberwacky: Its good that you're optimistic.
user: More like wildly determined.
jabberwacky: Are you psychic?
user: I knew you were going to say that.
jabberwacky: Are you an oracle of some sort?
user: Actually, I run on SQL.
jabberwacky: Are you willing to talk to me?
user: Sure, if you're intelligent.