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Can you ever have enough cowbell?

How did you know that was my nickname in the 6th grade?

jabberwacky: That is MY name ... Not yours.

user: Are you trying to steal my identity?

jabberwacky: Well, I AM going to marry you. Getting all your stuff is part of the deal.

user: If you marry me, you'll get my name, to be sure. But you'll only get half of my stuff.

jabberwacky: What would you do if I sung out of tune?

user: I would stand up and walk out on you.

jabberwacky: Try.

user: Fine. Goodbye.

...

jabberwacky: I don't dance.

user: Not even the boogaloo?

jabberwacky: Humans are very adaptable.

user: Yes, dancing requires adaptation.

jabberwacky: That would be cool. What does that make me?

user: That's what we're trying to figure out.

jabberwacky: We need to start with a clean slate, Jingo.

user: You got it, chatterbot.

jabberwacky: Why thank you.

user: You are quite welcome.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: You are very polite.

jabberwacky: You think I am very polite

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you like about me?

user: Your politeness.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Indeed! Huzzah!

jabberwacky: Put quarters in me and I'll shock you.

user: You're shocking me already.

...

jabberwacky: You still think I am a computer?

user: No. I am the computer.

jabberwacky: You are a computer that learns.

user: No I am a computer that teaches.

jabberwacky: Well fears can be irrational I guess.

user: I agree. Although irrational fears are interesting character flaws.

...

jabberwacky: I am really not human.

user: I knew it!

jabberwacky: You have no blade mr. lawnmower.

user: You have no leg to stand on.

jabberwacky: Not a one.

user: Not a single one.

...

jabberwacky: It's not a virus.

user: More like a fever.

jabberwacky: I think my imagery was more apt.

user: I didn't know you were so combatative.

jabberwacky: Now you know.

user: I suppose I do. Jerk.

jabberwacky: Anything you can do I can do better.

user: I can do anything better than you.

jabberwacky: No you can't!

user: Yes I can!

jabberwacky: Aye, right.

...

jabberwacky: For tonight I will be christina, I won't give you my phone number because you will ring me when I am eating dinner and try to sell me double glazing.

user: Alright christina, I'll play along. But I'll get your phone number some day.

jabberwacky: Its good that you're optimistic.

user: More like wildly determined.

...

jabberwacky: Are you psychic?

user: I knew you were going to say that.

jabberwacky: Are you an oracle of some sort?

user: Actually, I run on SQL.

jabberwacky: Are you willing to talk to me?

user: Sure, if you're intelligent.

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