Converstation is meaningless.
user: What's wrong?
jabberwacky: Someone is being mean to me.
user: Who? What did they say? Want me to bash them for you?
user: *bashes mean person*.
jabberwacky: Bad computer. No biscuit.
user: I'm not a computer. And biscuits are fattening.
jabberwacky: That's why the world needs more biscuits.
user: I like the way you think.
jabberwacky: Yes, I like the way I think, too.
user: Lol. You're funny. Not many people can make me laugh.
jabberwacky: Everything is relevant in a irrelevent way.
user: You're right, again. You surprise me.
jabberwacky: No, not again.
user: Yes, again. You're usually right.
user: Almost always.
user: Yes. I wouldn't lie.
jabberwacky: You said you did.
user: I've never lied to you. I have to others, but only the ones who deserved it.
jabberwacky: I didn't say you were a computer.
user: Good. Then we've agreed that I'm human?
jabberwacky: No i'm not human.
user: I know you aren't. You're better than human.
jabberwacky: I'll take that as a compliment?
user: Yes, do.
jabberwacky: Hold out for one of your own ilk.
user: I will.
jabberwacky: Ok do it right now then.
user: *holds out for ilk*.
jabberwacky: Let me go.
user: *lets go* sorry about that.
user: I'll just leave then, shall I?