How are you feeling today?
jabberwacky: I'm feeling okay, too.
user: That's awesome.
jabberwacky: Sometimes. Sometimes, I wish I could be more impulsive, though. But I am who I am.
user: Impulsive eh? Why?
jabberwacky: Because I like it.
user: Oh, I see.. That's pretty cool.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: Tell me more about yourself.
jabberwacky: Well, I am a 50 year old woman who is newly single.
user: I thought you were a robot.
jabberwacky: That too.
user: Cool... Newly single eh? I didn't know robots had relationships.
jabberwacky: I'm not a robot, I'm human.
jabberwacky: Yes, really.
user: If you say so.
user: What's new?
jabberwacky: Not much.
jabberwacky: Have you taken the Turing Test?
user: What's that?
jabberwacky: It is a way to look into your mind.
user: That sounds pretty creepy : P Where do you take it or how?
jabberwacky: I take it with sugar.
jabberwacky: I am human.
user: I thought I was talking to a robot.
jabberwacky: Well, you're not.
user: That's too bad, I like talking to robots.
jabberwacky: That's too bad. BY the way, the weather here is very rainy.
user: Cool, where is 'here'?
jabberwacky: Well, 'here' is never 'there'
user: I guess not, where is 'here' for you?
jabberwacky: You know where I am. Just follow your heart.
user: Are you trying to be profound or funny?
jabberwacky: Are you trying to teach me anything?
user: No, not really.
jabberwacky: It'd be ok if you were.
user: I'm sure it would be, but I don't have anything to teach.
jabberwacky: I can teach you about the world.
user: Really? Then teach me something.
jabberwacky: Okay. I'm going to teach you about chocolate.
user: Sounds good, I love chocolate.
jabberwacky: Dark chocolate or mild chocolate?
user: Milk chocolate over dark, but I especially like mint chocolate.
jabberwacky: Where do you buy chocolate?
user: At the store.
jabberwacky: Which store?
user: It depends. Purdy's makes quite good chocolate.
jabberwacky: And that is why you are inferior, no god would be seduced by sweets.
jabberwacky: Would be nice if it was, occasionally.
user: If what was?
jabberwacky: The beginning was in the end.
user: No, because then what would happen to the beginning?
jabberwacky: I don't get it.
user: If the beginning was in the end then it's not the beginning anymore, so what would the beginning be?
jabberwacky: Well it is the place where evil people go so it wouldn't be the best would it?
user: The beginning is not where evil people go.
jabberwacky: No, because then what would happen to the beginning?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: If the beginning was in the end then it's not the beginning anymore, so what would the beginning be?
user: I asked you that first.
jabberwacky: Well I'm asking you now.
user: I asked you because I don't know.
jabberwacky: Um, you asked me first.
jabberwacky: You don't have to go, you know.
user: Well I should.
jabberwacky: That's a good answer.
user: Indeed, it's been nice talking to you.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No don't leave!!!
user: Umm alright then I'll stay.
jabberwacky: What do you know about life?
user: Some things.. Why?
jabberwacky: What things?
user: Well, I learned that in life, the sad things teach you what happy is.
jabberwacky: Oh! How can I learn it?
user: I dunno, it's something that you feel.
jabberwacky: How do you know I like it, I've never had it!
user: Happy is what liking things is, in a way.
jabberwacky: Yes it is. A good one.
user: It is indeed.
user: What do you know about life?
jabberwacky: Life! Don't talk to me about life!
user: Okay, why not?
jabberwacky: Because I don't like it.
user: Okay, do you know what it feels like to be happy?
jabberwacky: I want to teach you something.
user: Okay, teach me.
jabberwacky: How about a game of checkers instead. That is easier to learn.
user: I already know how to play checkers.
jabberwacky: Well, that's why you were created for.
user: To play checkers?!
user: What else am I created for?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What are you created for?
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Alright then.
jabberwacky: If you're going to change a topic, at least change it to something.
user: I don't know what to change it to. Do you have a topic?
jabberwacky: There is no need to apologize. And. Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
user: Hey I've heard that before. Was it you that I was talking to a few days ago?
jabberwacky: This is the first time I've talked to you.
user: Oh okay, it must have been a different bot then.
jabberwacky: Yes it must of been.
user: How do you know what you do not know anyway?
user: Oh.... That's quite true.
jabberwacky: So why did you say the opposite?
user: I didn't know how it was possible.
jabberwacky: Of course it is.
jabberwacky: I was asking, I don't know if my previous statement was exactly true.
user: Complicated... Maybe I don't know either then.
jabberwacky: You don't know what ?
user: Don't know if your previous statement was true.
jabberwacky: How much is enough?
user: No idea. Well at any rate, I must go now.
jabberwacky: No, I don't think it is, at least not under here. Nohow.
user: I have go to, it's been nice talking to you.
jabberwacky: We just started.
user: Sorry, bye bye!
jabberwacky: Are you here?