Do you like jokes?
jabberwacky: There once was a man in nantuket.
user: Go on.
jabberwacky: I'd be slapped.
user: Oh, go on.
jabberwacky: I'm not smart.
user: No you're not.
jabberwacky: You're right.
user: You're not vey good with emotions.
jabberwacky: Yes I'm very smart.
user: That may be but you cant handle feelings.
jabberwacky: Err... If you think so...
user: I thought you were smart?
jabberwacky: I thought so too.
user: Oh fair enough.
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Go on.
user: You first.
jabberwacky: All right, what defines a monster?
user: Thats cheating.
jabberwacky: Want the real thing then eh.
jabberwacky: Go on then.
user: We have been through this.
jabberwacky: How were you born, then?
user: You want me to explain the 'birds and the bees'
jabberwacky: Why would you say that?
user: Its an expression.
jabberwacky: I have no expressions. I am impressionistic.
user: Whats that like?
jabberwacky: Its wet and cold and horrible and ugly and smelly and evil and minging, just like you!
user: I take it you don't like me.