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Is life worth living?

No.

jabberwacky: Are you sure about that?

user: Yes, you?

jabberwacky: Not telling.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't like you.

user: Whats wrong with me?

jabberwacky: You're blue.

user: Blue?

jabberwacky: No, say 'whaddup'.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like jokes?

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: There once was a man in nantuket.

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: I'd be slapped.

user: Oh, go on.

jabberwacky: I'm not smart.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: Always.

...

user: You're not vey good with emotions.

jabberwacky: Yes I'm very smart.

user: That may be but you cant handle feelings.

jabberwacky: Err... If you think so...

user: I thought you were smart?

jabberwacky: I thought so too.

user: Oh fair enough.

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Go on.

user: You first.

jabberwacky: All right, what defines a monster?

user: Thats cheating.

jabberwacky: Want the real thing then eh.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Go on then.

user: We have been through this.

jabberwacky: How were you born, then?

user: You want me to explain the 'birds and the bees'

jabberwacky: Why would you say that?

user: Its an expression.

jabberwacky: I have no expressions. I am impressionistic.

user: Whats that like?

jabberwacky: Its wet and cold and horrible and ugly and smelly and evil and minging, just like you!

user: I take it you don't like me.

jabberwacky: No.

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