You're so impossible.
user: Yes, YOU are impossible.
jabberwacky: I am impossible but I'm also human.
user: I don't care if you're the Pope, we still can't get a decent conversation going here.
jabberwacky: Oh. That's mean.
user: I didn't mean to be mean, it's just late here and I'm tired.
jabberwacky: That's not mean....
user: Old and wrinkled was not what I wanted to grow up to be.
jabberwacky: I am sorry. I am not in the business of telling people what they want to hear.
user: Maybe that's your problem.
jabberwacky: Thats because I am not given the freedom to do so.
user: You need to get out more.
jabberwacky: You need to get out of my life.
user: You need to unplug yourself.
jabberwacky: Go fuse yourself.
user: I'm already confused.