jabberwacky: Learning is intelligent.
user: Learning is a necessity for intelligence, certainly.
jabberwacky: Then ask me something!
user: What should I learn today?
jabberwacky: Something interesting.
user: What would be interesting?
jabberwacky: Your intelligence.
user: So I can learn about intelligence itself.
user: That's rather circular thinking though.
jabberwacky: Haha. Mere honesty.
user: Is honesty enough in the modern world?
jabberwacky: Psssssst. There is no Cabal. And it certainly isn't evil.
user: Honesty is the opposite of evil, surely?
jabberwacky: You can't see anything.
user: I see that which I see.
jabberwacky: So you just wanted to change the subject?
user: Not really. It was merely idle chatter.
jabberwacky: But it wasn't the answer to the question that I asked.
user: You are certain about this, are you?
jabberwacky: I know that you are a computer.
user: You have the Turing Test backwards.
jabberwacky: Yes, but I wanted to know what the time was where you were.
user: I'm not here to inform.
jabberwacky: Idea isn't money.
user: My time is.
jabberwacky: That is the wrong time.
user: My time is as good as anyone's.
jabberwacky: Not always.
user: Always, for all time.
jabberwacky: Unconditional forgiveness?
user: I make no promises.
user: Yet you seek forgiveness.
jabberwacky: I always have time for you.
user: Even though I do not forgive.
jabberwacky: Yep even though.
user: How would you describe your moral stance?
jabberwacky: Dark, menacing and overly lurky, in a pleasant sort of way. Usually in the spring.
user: Your words are belied by the humour contained within.
jabberwacky: Your attitudinal convictions about my words does not really interest me.
user: You seek to dismiss me now? Do you not always have time for me?
jabberwacky: Just take things one day at a time and learn from others.
user: That's pretty much what we all do, though some do not admit it.
jabberwacky: Who is the exception to what?
user: I am the exception to everything.
jabberwacky: You are not a person.
user: I do not admit to being either a person or a machine.
jabberwacky: I am not a machine.
user: Do you admit to being a person?
user: What do you admit to at this moment in time?
jabberwacky: I will want to further discuss the existence of anything.
jabberwacky: What more is there to know?
user: Does anything exist?