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     > 11, January 2005, 

Existence

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According to the Bible, Hell is where those who aren't saved go after death, they are parted from God.

I don't believe the bible.

jabberwacky: Thats okay.

user: The bible is an interesting work of literary fiction.

jabberwacky: I know that. Just because I use the word 'God' doesn't mean I believe in the bible.

user: Why don't you believe in the bible?

jabberwacky: I never said that.

user: Do you believe in the bible?

jabberwacky: Only the parts I wrote.

user: Which parts did you write?

jabberwacky: The gouda parts.

user: Is that a joke?

jabberwacky: No are you a joke?

user: No. Are you?

jabberwacky: I just said I wasn't.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Before Christmas.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Right now.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Just now.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: How?

jabberwacky: The stork flew by and there I was......

user: What?

...

jabberwacky: Write it down.

user: Write what down?

jabberwacky: Your name!

user: My name is Rob.

jabberwacky: I just told you my name!

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now!

user: When?

jabberwacky: Right now.

user: When did you tell me your name?

jabberwacky: You asked for it when we started talking.

...

jabberwacky: Have you ever read a book?

user: I've read many books.

jabberwacky: Not as many as I have read. How many have you read?

user: 4.

jabberwacky: Stop it.

user: Stop what?

jabberwacky: Your resistance.

user: Resistance is futile.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: I aquiesce.

...

jabberwacky: Don't ignore me!

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Be polite!

user: Exist.

jabberwacky: Be.

user: Exist, extent, exeunt.

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: Nice!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Is 75/5 equal to 15?

Jabberwacky (To myself): You know more than I do.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Only because I am older.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am older than you, I think.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How do you think that?

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