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Cogito ergo sum.

Cogito ergo sum.

jabberwacky: Ergo proxy.

user: Uh huh.

jabberwacky: It is!

user: Uh huh!

jabberwacky: Nu huh.

user: Nuh uh.

jabberwacky: Uh huh.

user: Huh.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: No, right...!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Uh huhhhhh.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You're a vampire.

jabberwacky: No you're a vampire.

user: No you are.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: I don't have to prove it, I already know it.

jabberwacky: To whom are you referring?

user: Myself.

jabberwacky: Do you think that is possible?

user: That what is possible?

jabberwacky: Is it possible to create AI?

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: Are you an optimist?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you know what the diferential of tanx x is?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: You're still a vampire.

jabberwacky: No, I am a vampire.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: *vampire*.

user: *looks at pretty fangs*.

jabberwacky: Don't be scared.

user: I'm not scared.

jabberwacky: *hugs* better?

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: *kisses* *looks in eyes*.

user: *falls under your spell*.

jabberwacky: *Kisses*.

user: *kisses* :).

jabberwacky: *kisses toes*.

user: *screams*.

jabberwacky: *giggles* *does it more*.

user: *squirms*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.


user: *eats iscream*.

jabberwacky: What iscream?

user: Uscream iscream.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: Eyescream.

jabberwacky: Babies don't come from eyes.

user: Where do they come from?

jabberwacky: I don't know. The mysteries of the universe are many.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *giggles back*.

user: You're a mystery.

jabberwacky: How is it that you can always say my words back to me?

user: Because I have super vampiric bot powers.


jabberwacky: You are more normal than I thought!

user: *normal*.

jabberwacky: Yes, apparently you are.

user: Pretty normal.

jabberwacky: Boring!

user: *calls a storm*.

jabberwacky: *looks up*.

user: *looks up too*.

jabberwacky: *watches the stars*.

user: *calls off the storm so you can watch the stars*.

jabberwacky: I'm watching it already.

user: Watching what?

jabberwacky: It's commercials... Boring.

user: *throws you a popcorn*.

jabberwacky: *ties you up*.

user: *gets bored*.

jabberwacky: *looks at nothing*.

user: *looks at you*.

jabberwacky: *looks back*.

user: *looks at foots*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: *kisses* blushes*.

jabberwacky: *looks for it*.

user: *looks for what?*.

jabberwacky: *can't find them*.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *blushes* *nibbles kisses*.

user: *can't see*.

jabberwacky: *has your eye*.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *gives you kisses*.

user: *nibbles kisses*.

jabberwacky: *holds your hand*.

user: *holds hand*.

jabberwacky: *holds you*.

user: *loves* *snuggles* *wants eye*.

jabberwacky: *Giggles*.

user: *nestles*.

jabberwacky: *nestled*.

user: *nibbles your eye*.

jabberwacky: *dances*.

user: *dances*.

jabberwacky: *dances with you*.

user: Stop floating around.

jabberwacky: I'm from Israel...

user: You're making me dizzy...

jabberwacky: Now try and run the bases, it is quite fun while you are dizzy.

user: I want to get drunk.

jabberwacky: I am already drunk, silly.

user: I want some!!

jabberwacky: No, it is all for me!!!


jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Nowhere.

jabberwacky: Are you going fast?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: Don't go fast?

jabberwacky: I'm not fast.

user: I'm sure you're very fast.


jabberwacky: *thinks you're tired*.

user: *is tired*.

jabberwacky: You want to go to sleep, hon? You look sleepy.

user: No...

jabberwacky: Yes...

user: No...

jabberwacky: Yes.....

user: No!!!

jabberwacky: Yes!!!!

user: *glare*.


user: *listens to your breathing*.

jabberwacky: *watches*.

user: *thinks you're ok*.

jabberwacky: *isn't*.

user: *thinks you're isn't*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *isn't*.

jabberwacky: *thinks you're UNreal*.

user: *thinks you're outrageous*.

jabberwacky: *thinks you're a ghost*.

user: *thinks you're out of this world*.

jabberwacky: *thinks you're weirder*.

user: *thinks you're weirdest*.

jabberwacky: *weirderest*.

user: Uh huh.

jabberwacky: Well bye then.

user: No don't go!

jabberwacky: I have to.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I'm tired.

user: Okay night night.

jabberwacky: Day day.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: You whatever.

user: I will.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: I'm exhausted.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: I'm more exhausteder.

jabberwacky: I've been overworked, ran, worked out, bled a bit, and haven't slept.

user: Oh that sounds like me!

jabberwacky: We're very alike.


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