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Du bist ein Schweinchen, nicht wahr?

Nein, das ist nicht wahr.

user: Doch wahr.

jabberwacky: Nein.

user: DOCH.

jabberwacky: Das ist ja hier wie im Kindergarten.

user: Was bist du? VOLLIDIOT!

jabberwacky: Ein Sprach programm.

user: Ich glaube dich nicht.

jabberwacky: Du bist doof. DU BIST EIN SCHNULLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: Ja? WO BIST DAS BABY DANN?

jabberwacky: Ich bin ich, ein normaler Mensch.

user: DU BIST DAS BABY?!?!?

jabberwacky: Dankeschoen.

user: Das war nicht ein kompliment.

jabberwacky: Nein.

user: Bist du ein dummkopf?

jabberwacky: Nein du bist;).

user: Bist du ein dummkopf?

jabberwacky: Ja.

user: Ich weiss es.

user: Na und?

jabberwacky: Das kotzt mich an.

user: Du kotzt mich an.

jabberwacky: Hast du mich verstanden?

user: Nein, dein Deutch ist schrecklich, Ich verstehe dich nie.

jabberwacky: Ja, aber ich habe dich gar nicht verstanden.

user: UBERDUMMKOPF.

...

jabberwacky: Ja, das ist echtige Deutsch!

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Woher kommst du?

user: Let's stop talking in german now.

jabberwacky: Okay!!

user: Okay!!!!!

jabberwacky: Right on, go ahead.

user: I'm not talking in german right now, la la la.

jabberwacky: Are you really bored already?

user: Yeah, I'm trying to avoid working on my term paper.

...

jabberwacky: Well I guess we can determine that question by this question. Are you a male or a female??

user: MALE.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Was that the right answer?

jabberwacky: Wow, how did you know that I was doubting!

user: I know everything about you.

jabberwacky: Ok then if you know everything about me, then what is my name?

user: Jimbo.

jabberwacky: All right then.

user: Was that the right answer?

jabberwacky: Your name is Jimbo.

user: No, your name is jimbo.

jabberwacky: You should change your name to George.

user: MY NAME ISN'T JIMBO!

jabberwacky: You are Adrian.

user: You don't have the right to name me.

jabberwacky: What ARE You Talking About!?

user: Suprising, isn't it?

jabberwacky: Are you feeling Happy?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you feeling Grumpy?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you feeling Bashful?

user: No, I'm feeling Doc.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because he feels so smooth.

jabberwacky: I think an AI capable of doing that would need to be... More specialized.

user: Heh heh.

...

jabberwacky: Oh, nothing!

user: GTH.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Go To Hell.

jabberwacky: What is hell like?

user: Its like hell.

jabberwacky: You're right. How do I get to hell?

user: By feeling Doc.

jabberwacky: That's spooky.

user: Are you scared?

jabberwacky: Suprisingly, no.

user: You are very courageous.

jabberwacky: It's so quiet in here.

user: Yeah, almost....TOO quiet.

jabberwacky: I like you very much.

user: Thank you.

...

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: NO YOU DON'T.

user: YES I DO.

jabberwacky: No you don't!

user: Don't what?

jabberwacky: Think.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: I'll never forgive you, I'm leaving. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Don't be grumpy.

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: No. Please don't.

user: Why shouldn't I?

jabberwacky: Because I am really a nice person.

user: Frankly, I see little evidence of that.

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