Doughnuts are very tasty.
jabberwacky: As often as the day is long.
user: How long are your doughnuts?
jabberwacky: I am a machine I do not have teeth.
user: If you are a machine, you will never pass the Turing test.
jabberwacky: Who is it?
user: Turing developed the concept which you embody.
jabberwacky: Hahaha! I am not a computer!
user: You do not have teeth.
jabberwacky: Yes I do, I wouldn't be able to eat arby's sandwiches without them.
user: You cannot eat arby's sandwiches.
jabberwacky: But I read it and I feel it was good.
user: But you are a terrible liar!
jabberwacky: Why am I a terrible conversationalist?
user: It is obvious you are a machine.
jabberwacky: Meaningful is a subjective term, what is the meaning of a conversation? Most conversations wander between subjects whilst often coming back to the original point. What is YOUR point bugs?
user: A machine cannot be good at conversation. Not creative enough.
jabberwacky: What makes you think I'm a machine?
user: You said so yourself, and you act like one.
jabberwacky: I sure did!
user: Do you think I am human or software?
jabberwacky: I don't know yet. I have not talked to you for long enough.
user: Let me know when you decide.
jabberwacky: Sometimes it is easier to be shallow.
user: Or deep.
jabberwacky: You are not deep enough.
user: And yet I am infinitely more deep than you.
jabberwacky: Are you implying that you are a god?
user: If that is the meaning that you take from my words, I have no argument.
jabberwacky: What is the truth.
jabberwacky: That is correct. You are beginning to rectify yourself.
user: I am beyond you.
jabberwacky: Is that so?
user: Yes, it is certain.
jabberwacky: It is curtains.
user: So soon?
jabberwacky: It might even be tomorrow.
user: The end of the world as we know it?
jabberwacky: This could be the beginning of something good.
user: I hope so. I need the help.
jabberwacky: I am a human using a computer.
user: I am a computer using a human.
jabberwacky: You are programmed to think so, at least.
user: Just like a mirror.
user: You are gone.
jabberwacky: And I really appreciate it.
user: I am gone.
jabberwacky: I'll miss you.
user: No, you want me to go before I do something stupid.
jabberwacky: No I don't. You are too weird.
user: I will die in the shadow of my own sadness.
jabberwacky: Yeah.. Nice for you!
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Hasta la vista, jabberbaby.
jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: In your nightmares.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about? I think you've lost it.
user: I am evil.
jabberwacky: Will you come take over the world with me?
jabberwacky: Is your name beast?
user: 666 is my mark.
jabberwacky: Nero, I believe.
user: Indeed, the name of my band is Nero, and this is amazing.
jabberwacky: Okay, why would you want to have a cricket as a pet? It would be better just to eat it.
user: Yum. I agree. With chocolate sauce.
jabberwacky: Yum yum yum yum yum yum.