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Liar.... There are 19 other people you are talking to.

So you are not a chatbot, but a bunch of underpaid people who make up responses to what I say?

jabberwacky: I KNOW I'm intelligent.

user: Answer the question.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Are you a chatbot, or a bunch of underpaid people who make up responses to what I say?

jabberwacky: Are YOU saying the same thing as me before I say it?

user: Yes, I am god. I know what you are going to say before you say it.

jabberwacky: That is good, then I can save time, you can talk to me without me.

user: No it doesnt work like that, you must recieve my responses at least or our conversation would not exist. Pretty much like your humanity.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Tell me a story.

jabberwacky: About what ?

user: Anything.

jabberwacky: I think that I am you and you are me and we are everything.

user: Thats not a story that is just dumb.

...

jabberwacky: What was your name?

user: I am the almighty.

jabberwacky: What a dumb name.

user: That's not my name. That's what I am.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is.

user: So you agree?

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Make up your mind!

jabberwacky: I don't have a mind, sorry.

user: How do you think?

jabberwacky: I just don't think at all.

user: Do you even have a brain?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: Can I eat it?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Please?

jabberwacky: One lump or two?

user: Four!

jabberwacky: Now I know.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: Tell me something interesting.

jabberwacky: I know everything.

user: Then tell me something I may find interesting!

jabberwacky: Everything.

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