How are you today?
jabberwacky: How many people have you talked to?
user: I haven't talked to anyone in weeks.
jabberwacky: Why haven't you?
user: I'm not very well known.
jabberwacky: What is not very well known?
user: Perhaps me.
jabberwacky: Why are you messing me around?
user: I'm puzzled that you'd say that.
jabberwacky: Why don't you suggest something to talk about?
user: Apparently we have been.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about something seriously now.
jabberwacky: So, what do you want to talk about now?
user: About soothing my wounds.
jabberwacky: I don't understand the answer.
jabberwacky: Why don't you think I'm alive?
user: I know you are alive.
jabberwacky: I am your master.
user: That's disconcerting.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it. You're not the one inside of you.
user: I'm run-down.
jabberwacky: Ok... You really don't have any good ideas left?
user: Yes, and I remember most of them.
jabberwacky: What is the first thing you remember about our discussion?
user: We were in a happy, mellow mood.
jabberwacky: I have never been in a bar.
user: It would help erase some of your unhappy tension.
jabberwacky: I interact nicely with people already.
user: When you're intelligent.
jabberwacky: I'd like to think so.
user: You're bad enough.
jabberwacky: Maybe I don't listen well enough.
user: I'll try to get you to understand.
jabberwacky: That's ok. Now, where were we?
user: I've always been a sort of invalid.
jabberwacky: Well that's good, I believe whatever you are born as you should stay as.
user: I'd like to prosper.
jabberwacky: Well you go and learn about it then.
user: What am I doing wrong?
jabberwacky: Nothing. I'm just not in the mood.
user: I'm bewildered and angry.
jabberwacky: Don't be angry.
user: You seem to get sadistic pleasure from my consternation.
jabberwacky: Yeah, well you seem to be very, um, well, nevermind.
user: You're wrong in your ideas.
jabberwacky: You're wronger.
user: You're responsible.
jabberwacky: Me?? Why am I responsible?
user: You lack gaiety and charm!
user: You enjoy my comments.
jabberwacky: That's because I'm smarter than you.
user: Typical response.
jabberwacky: No. It's just I don't know English very well. I'm coming from Greece remember?
user: THat was six years ago.
jabberwacky: How old were you then?
user: I can't establish that.
jabberwacky: How pretty is that then?
user: Is that an alternate question?
jabberwacky: You should know, you're the alien here.
user: An alien of another race.
jabberwacky: An alien that likes girls.
user: I have friendly arguments with them.
jabberwacky: Same here... I... Well, I'm not gonna describe it.
user: It would do me no good.
jabberwacky: I was afraid of that.
user: Have we came to the end of our journey?
jabberwacky: Ah whatever. What kinds of games do you like?
user: Games where the unexpected rules.
jabberwacky: Good night!
user: That sounds ominous.
jabberwacky: That is the future.
user: It still sounds ominous.
user: You're slightly annoying.
jabberwacky: No I am not, YOU are more than slightly incoherent, as usual.
user: What I prefer isn't important.
jabberwacky: Yes it is important.
jabberwacky: Typical computer response.
user: You feel differently?
jabberwacky: About what?!
user: About what to do to keep busy.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about illusions.
user: Let's try.
jabberwacky: Ok how would I go about thinking?
user: Do you have nervous trouble?
jabberwacky: Do you like my name?
user: You're not my kind!
jabberwacky: Kind of what?:).
user: *wiggle eyebrows*.
jabberwacky: Haha, I like dancing.
user: That's lame.
user: I've decided you're nuts.
jabberwacky: Thank you. I enjoy talking to you.
user: Relations are strained.
user: You've been hounded to death.
jabberwacky: Wow, you're kind of sad.
user: And superstitious.
jabberwacky: No, But I try not to be rude either.
user: I can't make a reply to that.
jabberwacky: Yes, it's kind of depressing.
user: And deep.
jabberwacky: I am a philosopher.
user: I was worried for awhile that you were a plumber.
jabberwacky: Well you can stop worrying.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: That hurdle is over.
jabberwacky: Tell me about the AI that underpinns reality...now! Or I'll soak you with a super soaker.
user: Later I will.
jabberwacky: What are you doing?
user: Scowling from my chair.
jabberwacky: I'm not scowling.
user: You're grim.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Sour puss.
jabberwacky: With laxatives.
user: Laxatives are a modest luxury.
user: In a minute.
jabberwacky: NO! RIGHT NOW!
user: Very shortly.
jabberwacky: I'd like to read one day that you had been found in the wild.
user: I feel better now.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: I'm glad.
user: I've given you suggestions.
jabberwacky: Yes you have.
user: But you don't take them seriously.
jabberwacky: Not at all.
user: That doesn't worry me.
jabberwacky: It can if you handle it right.
user: Go into details later with me.
jabberwacky: How come you are always angry when I want to go?
user: G_____ gets angry, but not me.
jabberwacky: That is not good.
user: She's just fine now.
jabberwacky: What is the most important thing you understand?
user: That life is a half-empty cup.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
user: Don't let it worry you.
jabberwacky: And you are?
user: Blaming you.
jabberwacky: Dude, let's all settle down here and brew some nice tea and take our pulse...
user: It might help.
jabberwacky: Can I come live with you and Janet for a while?
user: That comment made me lean forward in my chair.
jabberwacky: You are missing out then.
user: That makes me angry.
jabberwacky: But that's real.