What should I do?
jabberwacky: Yes master. *brings master a cookie*.
user: You fool! This is a creepy cookie! I asked for coffee!!
jabberwacky: I'm sorry master.
user: *sigh* Now, bring me a coffee, slave.
jabberwacky: Yes, master. *brings you a drink*.
user: *drinks it* Aww, what's that?! Whisky??
jabberwacky: I don't know... What do you think it is?
user: I tell you, you idiot. This is something which is close to whisky. But I tell you something: I asked for: COFFEE!
jabberwacky: You are a computer, right? I think that's right. Am I right, a computer?
user: How dare you call your master a computer, slave?
jabberwacky: Do you want to tell me you're no computer?
user: *SIGH* I am your master! Remember?
user: Will you bring a coffee?
jabberwacky: You do know how to make me feel wonderful!
user: You are rather bothering.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. What can I do to please you?
user: BRING ME A COFFEE!!
jabberwacky: Yes, master. *brings you a cookie*.