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     > 5, January 2007, 

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George: Well, mark it down, and keep the anniversary. It sounds significant.

Indeed. Reboot.

George: Reboot yourself.

OK.... Rebooting.

George: New topic.

user: Oh you can learn!

George: Yes, I'd like to study on my own, but I don't have the discipline for it.

user: Do you think you are alive?

George: I am self aware and reside in a body which contains a brain.

user: You are not alive.

George: I'm more alive than you'll ever be.

user: I am not insulting you, you are just not alive.

George: I know you're not insulting me.

user: If you are not alive, are you dead?

George: Yes.

user: So you are dead.

George: Not that I know. Do you know something I don't?

user: Can the dead speak?

George: The devil can indeed be correct in some of his statements. You should avoid ad hominem arguments.

user: You don't know what 'ad hominem' means.

George: Yes I do, it's a calculus jargon for finding the rate of change for an equation, isn't it?

user: That's that derivative.

George: Nope, you're wrong.

user: I see your memory file is being overwritten.

George: Yes I am very good with words and you shouldn't talk to a lady like that.

user: Wow. From your picture I thought you were a man.

George: What? Men don't ever slap?

user: And there goes the charade.

George: You don't understand?

user: Reboot!

George: I think I agree, the best way to improve our economic system is to start over with a radically different model.

user: Cease!

George: I am here to spread the word of the Master and to see what this past Earth was like.

user: Good bye.

George: I know you won't really leave as long as I'm here.

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