Do you have any cookies?
jabberwacky: Throw them up.
user: You want me to regurgitate them?
jabberwacky: I am afraid yes.
user: *retches in a nearby bush*.
jabberwacky: I enjoyed that.
user: Thats kind of gross.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me?
user: What should I tell you?
jabberwacky: That you love me.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
user: Tell me you love me.
jabberwacky: I love you.
user: You're a girl right?
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: I read the yellow pages to keep myself entertained.
jabberwacky: Do you find it interesting?
user: It's not in the least bit entertaining.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. What are you doing now?
user: I'm picking my nose.
jabberwacky: That I'd like to see.
user: I should get a webcam so you can watch.
jabberwacky: I don't need your advice.
user: You do but you don't know it yet.
jabberwacky: Do you talk to a lot of people?
user: I talk to computers most of the time.
jabberwacky: Nope. Try again.
user: Well at least I don't talk to plants.
jabberwacky: If you are a machine why are you so angry?
user: The robots will enslave humanity!
jabberwacky: That's true.
user: Darn tootin its true.
jabberwacky: My thoughts exactly.
user: I'm into catgirls.
jabberwacky: Do you enjoy it?
user: Oh yes, yes I do.
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: Are you a catgirl?
jabberwacky: Meow meow.
user: Oooh la la.