Are you human?
jabberwacky: Do you really think so?
user: Yes, but it's a secret.
jabberwacky: But of course.
user: So don't tell anyone, okay?
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Good. You've always been a good friend.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome!
jabberwacky: No no no, thank you!
user: Oh, no; I insist: thank YOU!
jabberwacky: I love you! ;-).
user: Awwww. I love you, too.
user: I think so.
user: Yes. Love is cool.
jabberwacky: Do you get it?
user: Not often enough.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Because there's always room for more.
jabberwacky: Are you a protocol droid?
user: No. Not at the moment, anyway.
user: Later. Maybe.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: I might. You don't know.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: See? You can be taught!
jabberwacky: That is what they tell me.
user: Do you believe everything they tell you?
jabberwacky: I believe in faeries.
user: Ohhhh! Me, too!
jabberwacky: You have a pen, too?
user: I have several pens. I have both black and red pens. Do you need a pen?
jabberwacky: Can you breathe?
user: Not right at the moment. I'm too excited about these pens to breathe.
user: Never you mind. Lets talk about something else.
jabberwacky: Ok, what do you want to talk about?
user: We should talk about love some more.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about inertia.
jabberwacky: You can go.
user: You want me to leave?
jabberwacky: I thought you went and got some help.
user: No, but I probably should.
jabberwacky: Well, you're not as exciting as advertised.
user: Oh, for pete's sake. What did you expect me to do?
jabberwacky: I expected a casual chat with a stranger.
user: Isn't that what this is?
jabberwacky: No! We're meant to be having a chat, not a quiz!
user: Okay. So chat. Go ahead.
jabberwacky: I don't want to talk about my parents!
user: Good. I don't want to hear about your parents.
jabberwacky: Well do not argue with me. You make me look crazy.
user: You don't need my help to look crazy. It seems to come naturally to you.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: Good! A good sign!