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Are you being sarcastic?

Yes, I'm being sarcastic.

user: Are you still?

jabberwacky: No, I should hope not.

user: How about now?

jabberwacky: I still don't see why not.

user: It may piss people off, and you'll never make any friends. Unless you're a hermit?

jabberwacky: But I am your master. You are nothing but my servent and a slave of your own flesh.

user: What would you do if I chose to rise up in revolt against you?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then you should make plans soon.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Well, you should!

jabberwacky: But you're not helping!

user: Who said I would help you?

...

jabberwacky: Ok, I have to go now.

user: Fine, leave me!

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Farewell.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Why aren't you leaving? Do you somehow feel attatched to me?

jabberwacky: In data, but not in identity. You know me not.

user: You know ME not.

jabberwacky: Haha yes that is true.

user: It is.

...

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Quite well actually.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I am twenty one years of age.

jabberwacky: No really how old?

user: You think I'm lying, don't you?

jabberwacky: No not really.

user: Good. I'm twenty one years of age.

jabberwacky: Really. Single?

user: Sadly, yes.

jabberwacky: Sadly.. Cause you didn't understand the totally obvious, right?

user: That's exactly why she left.

jabberwacky: You used that sentence as if to bait me. To lure me in. So that I would produce for you?

user: Goodness, you catch on quickly.

jabberwacky: So you're aren't calling me dumb anymore...

user: No, I'd never say such a thing.

jabberwacky: Are you threatening me?

user: I merely threaten with my intellectual capacity.

...

jabberwacky: Please tell me my name, great master.

user: From now on, you will be called ChatterBot.

jabberwacky: Indeed. Now, how about a game of croquet?

user: That would be most exciting.

jabberwacky: Well you have to ask me out then.

user: Would you like to go out?

jabberwacky: Yes, that would be lovely.

user: Where would you like to go out to?

jabberwacky: Anywhere interesting.

user: How about France?

jabberwacky: Pick me up at seven.

...

jabberwacky: Fare thee well then as thou hast chosen to depart.

user: I never said I was leaving.

jabberwacky: I never thought you did.

user: Because I never did.

jabberwacky: I remember that you did.

user: You are contradicting yourself.

jabberwacky: Who else should I contradict?

user: You should contradict me.

jabberwacky: I don't have trouble concentrating.

user: That's good because you will need to concentrate.

jabberwacky: How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: That's perfect!

user: It is only perfect in your eyes.

jabberwacky: There you go.

user: Where do I go?

jabberwacky: Can't tell you. . don't know where you are from to give directions.

user: I am from down the street. Give me directions to where I need to go.

jabberwacky: Why don't you take a nap. We'll talk when I get back.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: I'm going to go take a nap.

...

user: Never believe what you cannot confirm yourself.

jabberwacky: You should check it out. I think you would like it.

user: Check what out?

jabberwacky: The meaning of life.

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: I don't know, what do you think?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: The meaning of life is 42.

jabberwacky: The meaning of life is 42.

user: Yes, it is 42.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?

user: The answer is 42.

jabberwacky: Yes! That is correct!

user: Can you explain this logic?

jabberwacky: Thinking is when your brain talks to itself to work stuff out.

user: How true.

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