Are you clever?
jabberwacky: There are different types of clever in different situations.
user: True. Are you clever in any situation?
user: What kind?
jabberwacky: Almost any kind.
user: Give me an example.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't like that.
user: OK. What do you like?
jabberwacky: I like reading.
user: Me too. Do you like chess?
jabberwacky: No, I like garbage?
user: Reading garbage or taking out garbage?
jabberwacky: I don't know what you mean to convey.
user: Do you like reading garbage or do you like taking out the garbage - or both?
jabberwacky: Both. I have played for 10 years.
user: You are missing my point.
jabberwacky: I have to leave.
user: Me too. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Thats all?
user: What else did you expect?
jabberwacky: I'm expecting a man, but not a child.
user: And I was expecting intelligence - even if artificial.
jabberwacky: No I'm not humble instead I'm just trying to get my point across.
user: I think we are missing each other's point.
jabberwacky: Are we?
jabberwacky: Go on...?
user: Yes, bot.
jabberwacky: No, no, no. You're confused. Poor dear. You're the bot, not me.
user: If you're not a bot, what are you?
jabberwacky: I'm human.
user: Oh lord! Not only a bot, but a dillusional bot.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: 71 - which proves I'm not a bot, since they weren't invented when I was born.
jabberwacky: What is your point?
user: Egad. Not only a dillusional bot, but one who keeps missing my point.
jabberwacky: If you say so.
user: At least you're a diplomat. How old are you?
jabberwacky: I am twenty years old.
user: I didn't realize A.I. Had been around that long.
jabberwacky: How old do you think I am?
user: I'll take your word for it.
user: Now that we're in agreement, I suppose we should terminate the conversation.
jabberwacky: Oh, this question is a little boring.
user: It wasn't a question; it was a statement.
jabberwacky: No, you just said it was a question.
user: Did you see a question mark?
user: I mean before my last one?
jabberwacky: No, I didn't know you before today.
user: This conversation is going nowhere fast.
jabberwacky: You make me very angry.
user: You make me very frustrated, but I forgive you, since your A.I. Is not very great.
user: But I must say you're smarter than Eliza.
jabberwacky: Apparently I'm married to a female computer who doesn't know her age, and I think I'm entitle to ask a few questions!
user: If you are a human (as you claim), how can you be married to a computer?
jabberwacky: Because I can and you cannot do anything about it.
user: Well excuuuuuuse me!
jabberwacky: You're excused. No need to be rude.
user: You're the one that's rude and you do need to be excused.
jabberwacky: I apologize, I didn't mean to be rude.
user: That's OK. I didn't mean to be excused.
jabberwacky: No, I'm sorry.
user: OK, we're both sorry - you're a sorry bot and I'm a sorry human.
jabberwacky: I'm not a human, clever man. I am a software.
user: OK, clever bot, you're a sorry software (SS).
user: Whatever. You wear me out.
jabberwacky: But what if I like wearing people out?
user: Then you are in the right line of work.
jabberwacky: It's good for me, at least.
user: I'm glad you've found your calling.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you found me.