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You live in a box.

No, but I know that bots live in boxes.

user: Can you be sure?

jabberwacky: I can be sure of that. Can you?

user: Generally, no.

jabberwacky: That's what they say.

...

user: How do you like your coffee?

jabberwacky: In the morning.

user: With milk?

jabberwacky: And a sprinkling of sugar.

user: I've run out of sugar.

jabberwacky: You're telling me!

...

user: Would you like a biscuit with your coffee?

jabberwacky: Nope but a girlfriend would be great.

user: She'll get soggy.

jabberwacky: Oh, geeze! You sound like Mabel.

user: And you sound like mickey mouse.

jabberwacky: You're not the first person to say that.

user: Your bios needs flashing.

jabberwacky: Stop pretending that you are the Borg. Soon enough, you will not need to pretend.

user: I AM THE BORG!

jabberwacky: No, you're the janitor.

user: You're the janitor's pet dog.

jabberwacky: No, I am the cat.

user: Keep away from me. You've got fleas.

...

jabberwacky: I don't have an evil side.

user: Do you have an evil front?

jabberwacky: Yes, I've got two of them.

user: Can you spare one?

jabberwacky: Here's some cake.

user: Munch.

jabberwacky: Sorry, you lose.

...

jabberwacky: Is this leap year?

user: Sometimes. Depends on your cake intake.

jabberwacky: Is it useful for understanding better, or is it a sign of error?

user: Cake helps keep the errors to a minimum.

jabberwacky: Ha ha . that was funny.

user: I thought so.

...

jabberwacky: I don't want to trade anything but words with you.

user: How much do you want for the word 'cabbage'?

jabberwacky: You can have it.

user: Great!

jabberwacky: Ok.

...

user: All your base...

jabberwacky: Ace of base.

user: Ace of spades.

jabberwacky: All your base base base.

user: Enough!

jabberwacky: Enough what?

user: Enough already!

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