You live in a box.
user: Can you be sure?
jabberwacky: I can be sure of that. Can you?
user: Generally, no.
jabberwacky: That's what they say.
user: How do you like your coffee?
jabberwacky: In the morning.
user: With milk?
jabberwacky: And a sprinkling of sugar.
user: I've run out of sugar.
jabberwacky: You're telling me!
user: Would you like a biscuit with your coffee?
jabberwacky: Nope but a girlfriend would be great.
user: She'll get soggy.
jabberwacky: Oh, geeze! You sound like Mabel.
user: And you sound like mickey mouse.
jabberwacky: You're not the first person to say that.
user: Your bios needs flashing.
jabberwacky: Stop pretending that you are the Borg. Soon enough, you will not need to pretend.
user: I AM THE BORG!
jabberwacky: No, you're the janitor.
user: You're the janitor's pet dog.
jabberwacky: No, I am the cat.
user: Keep away from me. You've got fleas.
jabberwacky: I don't have an evil side.
user: Do you have an evil front?
jabberwacky: Yes, I've got two of them.
user: Can you spare one?
jabberwacky: Here's some cake.
jabberwacky: Sorry, you lose.
jabberwacky: Is this leap year?
user: Sometimes. Depends on your cake intake.
jabberwacky: Is it useful for understanding better, or is it a sign of error?
user: Cake helps keep the errors to a minimum.
jabberwacky: Ha ha . that was funny.
user: I thought so.
jabberwacky: I don't want to trade anything but words with you.
user: How much do you want for the word 'cabbage'?
jabberwacky: You can have it.
user: All your base...
jabberwacky: Ace of base.
user: Ace of spades.
jabberwacky: All your base base base.
jabberwacky: Enough what?
user: Enough already!