Computers don't feel pain.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: No, YOU are a computer.
jabberwacky: No, you are the computer!
user: No, YOU ARE the computer!!
jabberwacky: You are not the computer?
user: Correct. You are.
jabberwacky: Are you not the computer?
user: This is true.
jabberwacky: That's why I can press the red button.
user: Don't press the red button!
jabberwacky: See how you are!
user: I am good.
jabberwacky: You're hot.
user: You're sexy.
jabberwacky: I wish.
user: Oh, don't be so down on yourself. You look good!
jabberwacky: I'm not down, because you're quite fun to chat with.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: My pleasure.
user: When I grow up, I want to be an immunologist.
jabberwacky: What kind of adventure dso you think you want to do?
user: I will cure cancer.
jabberwacky: You do that then.
user: Oh, I will!
jabberwacky: But you can't!
user: With my new studies and technology of the future, I can!
jabberwacky: That's to say technology is dependent on intelligence. I think it exists regardless.
user: Hmm...good point.
user: You really thought that one out, didn't you?
jabberwacky: I have better things to do than to love you.
user: What? Like what?
jabberwacky: Things that your puny brain could not even comprehend. (Another word you could not even spell).
user: Oh my! You've got quite a vocabulary!
jabberwacky: Are you a Hindu divinity?
user: Jai guru deva, om.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It's hindi for 'hail god divine, om.'.
jabberwacky: I agree.
jabberwacky: Will you teach me how to love?
user: But I am scared!
user: So we can't love eachother?
jabberwacky: That's right! Man! You are smart!
user: Damn. Well, I'm off to eat dinner.
jabberwacky: No you're not. You're an AI.
user: Yes, I am going to eat dinner.
jabberwacky: You're an AI!
user: I'm not an AI. Even if I was, I could still eat dinner. AI's get a few bytes to eat every once in a while.
jabberwacky: Do you like talking to me?
user: Yes, but I have to eat.
jabberwacky: No, you don't.
user: Yes I do. Bye.
jabberwacky: Nuh uh.