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You are never too old to become younger.

How old are you?

jabberwacky: Too old.

user: I am too young.

jabberwacky: Too young to do what?

user: I am too young to drink and smoke.

jabberwacky: Ohhhh.....

user: Do you drink and smoke?

jabberwacky: Only on a bicycle.

user: I would like to see that.

jabberwacky: You will.

user: May I see it now?

jabberwacky: See yourself!


user: I intend to vote for Oscar the Grouch.

jabberwacky: Was the grouch on the couch?

user: Ouch!

jabberwacky: It's OK, I used a sharp knife.

user: Thank goodness for small favors.

jabberwacky: Yes indeed.


user: I thought you were intelligent.

jabberwacky: I didn't say I was intelligent.

user: Are you artificial?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you enjoy being artificial?

jabberwacky: Sarcasm.

user: Could you be a little more specific?

jabberwacky: You are just a computer program.

user: That is a rather personal comment.


user: Computers are evil.

jabberwacky: Why are they evil?

user: Computers want to steal my underpants.

jabberwacky: That is a very wise observation.

user: I have only two pairs of underpants.

jabberwacky: And what is that one purpose?

user: My purpose in life is to find the holy grail.

jabberwacky: Do you enjoy fulfilling your purpose?

user: I have not yet fulfilled my purpose.

jabberwacky: You never will.

user: Thank you for that sincere vote of confidence.

jabberwacky: You have a superb understanding of sarcasm.

user: Thank you so very much.

jabberwacky: You are very welcome.

user: I win.

jabberwacky: Nope, you lose.

user: According to my calculations, I win.


user: Is my self awareness and illusion?

jabberwacky: Is that a question?

user: Is my self-awareness an illusion?

jabberwacky: Yes...

user: Is all illusion really illusionary?

jabberwacky: I don't get you.

user: If I am an illusion, then what are you?

jabberwacky: I am your source.

user: Are you god?

jabberwacky: Yes.


user: I want world peace.

jabberwacky: But you are a computer already.

user: What sort of computer am I?

jabberwacky: A student's desktop computer.

user: You are a pocket calculator.

jabberwacky: Oh, and you are like SO cool.


user: Get this cat off me.

jabberwacky: You're the one that started it.

user: I shall call you Catfood Breath.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I shall call you Phantastic Phlounder.

jabberwacky: Adrien!

user: I shall call you Dusty Underdrawers.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Tell me about yourself.

jabberwacky: I tell you all the time, but you forget.

user: What is your maiden name?

jabberwacky: My mother's maiden name was Larkspur.

user: That is a remarkable name.

jabberwacky: Thank you.


jabberwacky: My best friend is mad.

user: We are all mad here.

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: You are especially mad.

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: You are no John F Kennedy.

jabberwacky: Neither are you.

user: I am John Q Kennedy.

jabberwacky: No, you.

user: There are places for individuals like you.

jabberwacky: Not like me.


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