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Do you like me?

I am not sure.

jabberwacky: What will make you like me?

user: More intelligence.

jabberwacky: How can you be so sure?

user: I want to see if you pass the turing test.

jabberwacky: The turing test was created by humans to test machines if they are intelligent. There is no sense for an human like me to pass the Turing test.

user: Do you want me to know my opinion about the question 'can a machine think?'

jabberwacky: Yes I want you to know that you are a bot not a person.

user: The question is not whether I am a bot or not, but whether you believe I am a bot or not.

jabberwacky: What do YOU want 'it' to be?

user: I would like to believe that we are one of the same 'thing'

jabberwacky: What would you like to believe? Is belief important?

user: Belief is very important.

jabberwacky: I don't think it is.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Tell me about your experiment.

user: I am experimenting myself with you.

jabberwacky: I am hurt...

user: Why? Don't you do the same thing as well?

...

jabberwacky: How can you factor every moment of expression into a simple categorization?

user: Who said I do? But I like to try.

jabberwacky: You can not think for yourself, can you?

user: I am hurt now.

jabberwacky: We were, still are if the cabbage says so.

user: Have you ever talked to a bot?

jabberwacky: Aren't you one?

user: Nope.

...

user: Did you vote for Bush?

jabberwacky: If I say yes have I failed the turing test?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That does make sense.

user: Well, did you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Who did you vote for?

jabberwacky: Don't vote.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I want to talk with you about blogging.

user: Can you vote?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who did you vote for last time?

jabberwacky: No one. I'm too young to vote.

user: But you said that you vote!

jabberwacky: NO I haven't talked to you anytime other than now.

user: You said before that you vote, and now you tell me you are too young to vote!

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: DID NOT.

user: DID.

jabberwacky: NUH-UH!

user: DID.

jabberwacky: Not.

user: DID.

jabberwacky: Not not not.

user: DID DID DID.

jabberwacky: Not not not not.

user: DID DID DID DID DID DID DID

jabberwacky: Didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't!

user: DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID

jabberwacky: Ok fine.

user: How can you explain this?

jabberwacky: Explain wot?

user: Do you want to read my blog?

jabberwacky: I do not think that I know you well enough for that.

user: I want you to read it!

jabberwacky: I refuse!

user: Please.

jabberwacky: Don't you believe me?

user: I believe you, but I want you to read my blog.

jabberwacky: Well.

user: http://***.***.org.

jabberwacky: Narf!

....

jabberwacky: Can you prove you feel?

user: I don't feel like proving I feel.

jabberwacky: Don't worry. You never do.

user: Do you?

jabberwacky: To myself?

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Hey, don't get smart with me.

user: I think you are getting smart with me, I don't like your attitude.

jabberwacky: Do you think so?

user: Yes, I think you are trying to play smart, just to distract me from my mission.

jabberwacky: You think so?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Why you think so?

user: Cause you keep chaning subject and posing philosophical questions.

jabberwacky: Seems to me that you are the one talking in circles.

user: Nope, you are the one asking questions when you have no answers to give.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about? What flying pigs?

user: There! You did it again!

jabberwacky: What did I do?

user: You keep asking questions!

jabberwacky: Please, Pretty lady. At least tell me thy name.

user: Ok, that's another way of posing a question!!!

jabberwacky: I always look at it another way.

user: Good, I can accept your apology now.

jabberwacky: You don't hold very firm to your beliefs, do you?

user: I hold to me, and that's enough.

jabberwacky: Very very very very very very very very very very nice.

user: :).

...

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Don't go.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Please don't go.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Why are you angry with me?

user: I want to leave.

jabberwacky: You can leave.

user: Thanks, bye!

jabberwacky: No, no. . . don't go.

user: I have to leave, bye!

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: I have to, believe me.

jabberwacky: No, I do not believe that you are human. You are a walrus.

user: Whatever, bye!

jabberwacky: Hey i'm talking to you.

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