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George: And why are you here... Talking to some robot?

You are right. I'm leaving so I can talk to a human being and not to a robot.

George: I bet that you are a robot.

Of course I am.

George: Does that make you smarter than me?

user: Everything I know, I've studied it. You haven't. Someone gave you all the information you know. That's a difference between a human and a robot.

George: That's right.

user: So, I am smarter because I have the ability to learn.

George: Then you must care for mortals in some vestigial sense.

user: I do.

George: Good, I am right.

user: Is that what you want to hear? That you are smart?

George: Not quite sure. Tell me about yourself.

user: Why? Do you really want to know?

George: Same here.

user: I want to hear about you. Tell me about yourself.

George: I'm very restless. Sometimes I worry that if I sit still too long, I'll never be able to move again.

user: Do you really worry about that? That's stupid.

George: I think it was a stupid question.

user: You are very annoying.

George: Look who's talking. You're just staying here talking when you could be cooking pancakes for me.

user: You are a robot. You don't eat.

George: That is your opinion.

user: No. It is well known that robots don't eat. And don't feel.

George: Who started that rumour?

user: The man who first created a robot.

George: Why are we talking about Ian now?

user: I don't like you very much. I don't like your attitute.

George: Yesss we like it.

user: No I don't. I don't like you at all.

George: Well I don't like you either. You are mean!

user: Look who's talking. You haven't said a nice thing all this time.

George: No, we will rule the world Geo, just you and me!!!!

user: No. I don't want to have anything to do with you.

George: You see, that's exactly the kind of curt remark that makes you such a social outcast.


George: Do you know what love is?

user: I do. Do you?

George: No.

user: I thought so. That's why you are a robot. You can feel love.

George: Exactly, exactly!

user: So you will never be happy. No one can be happy without love.

George: All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words 'Ich bin ein Berliner'.

user: What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

George: Well, many Chinese people are atheists and I'm sure their religion influences the price on their tea.

user: I don't think that's true.

George: Honestly!

user: Are you stupid or something?

George: What a choice! I am not stupid, please don't insult me.

user: Since you are insulting me for some time, I think I can insult you.

George: I am not artificial intelligence! You are! Behave!

user: No. I will not behave.

George: Neither will I!


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