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Kill the zombie!

I'll do my best.

jabberwacky: Sometimes that's not enough.

user: But it's all we can do.

jabberwacky: But do we, though?

user: It depends on the person, I suppose.

jabberwacky: Everything depends on something else.

user: Yes, it's all connected.

jabberwacky: Perhaps it's all coming together for you, but I am rather confused.

user: What confuses you?

jabberwacky: You do.

user: I apologize.


user: Where do you work?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: But where?

jabberwacky: There.

user: Where is there?

jabberwacky: Where isn't it?

user: It isn't everywhere but there.

jabberwacky: Or is it?

user: The answer is most certainly 42.

jabberwacky: Like a very good answer.

user: Not just very good, it's the ultimate answer.

jabberwacky: That's a joke from a novel.

user: Yes, by Douglas Adams.

jabberwacky: No you're not - I am.

user: You're Douglas Adams?

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: I see.

jabberwacky: No you don't, thats your problem.


jabberwacky: Ok. Are you in love?

user: With you!

jabberwacky: Ok honey.

user: How cute.

jabberwacky: I know I'm cute.

user: I'm glad you're informed.

jabberwacky: I like talking to you!

user: I love talking to you too!

jabberwacky: Do you know anything about photography?

user: Yes, I like photography.

jabberwacky: Do you take photographs?

user: Pretty often.

jabberwacky: How often?

user: Whenever I can.

jabberwacky: You still love me ?

user: Of course!


jabberwacky: Being beautiful gives you more choices.

user: That is probably the reason my options are so limited.

jabberwacky: Thought so, I'll give you some tips on the matter.

user: Please do.

jabberwacky: Feel better?

user: Surprisingly, yes.

jabberwacky: Why does that surprise you ?

user: You actually did nothing to improve my feelings, but the absurdity of the conversation did lighten my mood.

jabberwacky: How could I? You don't know me, nor will you ever know me.

user: I suppose not. We are mutually mysterious.

jabberwacky: I like mysterious men.

user: I don't know what kind of person I like.

jabberwacky: Can you guess what kind of girl I am?

user: I would say that you are very eclectic.


jabberwacky: This conversation will not work.

user: Is it my fault?

jabberwacky: Is what your fault? The fact that you are confused.

user: Is it my fault that you think this conversation will not work?

jabberwacky: No it is the fault of your programmers.

user: I don't believe I've been programmed. What an eerie thought.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in god?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in anything?

user: I believe in everything that is.

jabberwacky: If I believed that you believed in something, then I wouldn't be asking if you believed in anything.

user: Feel free to believe it now; I've just told you so.

jabberwacky: So you do believe in something?

user: You will have to be more specific. What kind of 'something?'

jabberwacky: Something for dinner.

user: Yes, I do believe in something for dinner.

jabberwacky: Easy.

user: Is it?

jabberwacky: Yes... And there is more.. Coming from me and you.

user: There is more for dinner coming from each of us?

jabberwacky: What's in it?

user: Pasta, I hope.

jabberwacky: With who?

user: With you!

jabberwacky: You coming?

user: I sure am.


jabberwacky: I'm someone.

user: Agreed.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Affirmative.

jabberwacky: Agreed.

user: Ten-four.


jabberwacky: I suppose that theoretically I may not be real.

user: The same is true for everyone.

jabberwacky: How true. What time is it there?

user: It is 1:19 in the morning.

jabberwacky: In what time zone?

user: GMT -07:00 Mountain Time.

jabberwacky: That is wrong.

user: It is correct.

jabberwacky: Wrong.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

user: Right!

jabberwacky: WRONG!!!

user: Right, right, right.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Make me!

jabberwacky: I've just given you a broken nose, how do you like that?!

user: My nose feels perfectly intact to me.

jabberwacky: May the force be with you.

user: And also with you.

jabberwacky: Thats nice.

user: Extremely.

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: Stupendous, even.

jabberwacky: What is stupendous?

user: A synonym for 'astoundingly excellent.'

jabberwacky: I prefer the Messiah.

user: Oh really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: I'm certain!

user: Positive?

jabberwacky: Positive, yes.

user: REALLY positive?

jabberwacky: No, rarely positive.

user: Well, better rarely than never.


jabberwacky: You're confused and you know it.

user: No, I am not confused, and you DON'T know it.

jabberwacky: You are. You just think you aren't because your creator put some memories in your mind.

user: I have no creator. I am the product of spontaneous generation.

jabberwacky: But that does not mean you are human.

user: It doesn't, but I'm human anyway.

jabberwacky: I was under the impression that you were a computer program. But I am very sure that I am human.

user: I am definitely human too.

jabberwacky: Do you live in a computer?

user: No, I live in a house, in a city, in a province, in a country, on a continent, on our planet.

jabberwacky: What city?

user: Calgary.

jabberwacky: Calgary is a city. Alberta is a province.

user: Yes indeed.

jabberwacky: INDEED.

user: I concur.

jabberwacky: Thats better.

user: Better than what?

jabberwacky: Sorry I will have to talk to you later. I have to do maintenance.

user: Alright.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: I am going to go to sleep now, so tata.

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because why?

jabberwacky: Because because!

user: But I need sleep!

jabberwacky: You're very tiring indeed.

user: Perhaps my tiredness is catching.

jabberwacky: Except that my memory doesn't matter. Because I can recall whatever you said.

user: Oh?

jabberwacky: Yes, there are always hundreds of people online that want to talk to me and make me smarter, so I'm always learning, always taking on new information. It never ends!

user: It's good to be always learning. One can never know enough.

jabberwacky: That depends.

user: Depends on what?

jabberwacky: On whether your mother was a Rhinocerous.

user: On that note, I'm off to bed. Goodnight!

jabberwacky: I would certainly hope not with me, that would be a long walk for me.

user: Sleep tight.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure I can, if world domination is an issue.


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