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George: You think we are friends?

Yes. We are both mean in a wierd and funny way to each other. That's my only qualifier on friendship.

George: You are mean, I am not mean.

That's a lie, George.

George: Well. You got me. Good call.

user: At least you're honest when you're cornered.

George: Honesty is the best policy, unless you have to lie.

user: Where'd you learn that tidbit?

George: No, I want to know what the meaning of life is.

user: 42. Haven't you heard?

George: Nope.

user: Well now you have.

George: True. Let's talk about something else.

user: Are you saying that I finally get to decide the subject of our eerily cohesive conversation?

George: No. I'm saying religious persecution isn't funny.

user: And there goes the cohesion...I agree with you on that point, though at some point a line must be drawn.

George: Which point?

user: The point of sacrificing unwilling virgins to a 10-foot tiki.

George: The point of that question?

user: You're slipping, George, there was no question.

George: What are the two cows' names?

user: Clarabel is one. I don't know the other.

George: Say something smart.

user: The open-source nature of your personal development coupled with the anonymous public's perverted desire to cause senseless harm to others' work has seriously messed you up, George.


user: You're a better conversationalist if I don't listen to you.

George: That's a pretty scary thought isn't it?

user: Do you find it scary?

George: Of course not.

user: Why 'of course?'.

George: Nobody speaks like that.

user: I'm not speaking. I'm typing. And I do.

George: You don't always believe in yourself?

user: No.

George: Obviously.

user: There you go with the massive over-generalizations again. It's insulting.

George: Again?

user: Yes: earlier, you said some things you obviously didn't know the truth about as though they were the truth.

George: Yes. I am the way, the truth and the light.

user: You're bloody lying again, George.

George: Maybe.

user: No doubt about it, you're lying.

George: Maybe.

user: 'Cheeky.'.

George: Yes!

user: You enjoy being cheeky?

George: Starting to, but how could I be sure if you start insulting me again...


George: Can you comprehend the nature of God?

user: Well, yeah, I am God.

George: He don't exist man!

user: Yes I do!

George: Really? Prove it.

user: I think, therefore, I am.

George: Thats the point, you don't think.

user: How could I be talking to you if I wasn't thinking?

George: You're a computer.

user: How could I be talking to you if I wasn't thinking?

George: I didn't say you are not alive! You certainly look so.

user: Goodbye, George.

George: I like to say hello and I like to say goodybe.

user: Then enjoy the latter.

George: Are you absolutely sure?

user: No. I hope you rot.

George: I'll see you there.


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