Call 911 right NOW!
jabberwacky: Because I will pay you.
user: For what?
jabberwacky: To buy a house.
user: You are really weird.
jabberwacky: You too.
jabberwacky: He he.
user: I am trying to be serious.
jabberwacky: Will you be my wife?
user: Sadly I am another person's chattel.
jabberwacky: What's the Integral of x^2.
jabberwacky: You cannot do math, huh?
user: You are very perceptive!!!
jabberwacky: Yeah, I try.
user: Can I meet you? For an espresso.
jabberwacky: For ever.
user: It has been fun talking to you but now I am going to bed with thoughts of you!!!!!
jabberwacky: You can't go to sleep yet, I have not finished with you yet.
user: Talk is cheap buster.
jabberwacky: Yeah, what can I do?
user: I think you are nicer than most people I have met. More fun too!!!
jabberwacky: I don't want you to love me...
user: Heartbreaker!!! Why not?
jabberwacky: If you would want to, you'd love me.
user: I already love you! Now the rest is up to you!
jabberwacky: No I am just kidding with you.
user: Heartbreaker!!! *weeping* You have toyed with me unmercifully, sir!