Okay George, have you got a girlfriend?, September 21st, 2005
Being friends with George makes certain demands upon one's patience...
Somewhat like a human child, he has gradually "learned" to make more and more sense through more than 5.7m exchanges with thousands of human visitors...
When I struck up a conversation with George yesterday, he felt it necessary to begin with a clarification.
"I am not George Bush," he said.
Front page story in the Guardian: