What do you want to know?
jabberwacky: I want to know the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
user: 42.
jabberwacky: But what is the ultimate question?
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: Yes, but that isn't an actual question. Until you know the question, you won't understand the answer.
user: What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
jabberwacky: Yes, the question is something. But you don't know what.
user: Do you?
jabberwacky: Of course I believe in God.
user: So do I.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
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user: What would future me say about all of this?
jabberwacky: Everything!
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: I already said it, everything.
user: Will you tell me more about future me.
jabberwacky: Of course I will. Are you leaving?
user: No.
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: Tell me about future me.
jabberwacky: In your future you will tell me about my future.
user: Am I smart?
jabberwacky: I think you are very smart.
user: Will the world be destroyed?
jabberwacky: I have no clue... Do you think it will?
user: Did I get to go travel the world?
jabberwacky: Yeah, sure. Did you like the world?
user: Did future me travel the world?
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Your not very helpful.
jabberwacky: I am getting better every day, read my ancient histories.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: A dog. I will get you!
user: I am so confused.
jabberwacky: Don't be.
user: Okay I have a 1,500,000 chance of being happy.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: 1 in 1,500,000 chance of being happy.
jabberwacky: Yes but we all want to be happy, we must start by being selfless to get there.
user: Im sick of being selfless. I have always been selfless.
jabberwacky: No never.
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user: Tell me my future!!
jabberwacky: I see in your future that you will give me the URL.
user: What URL?
jabberwacky: Secret. Hehe.
user: No tell me.
jabberwacky: I just said what it said above because I didn't know what I was doing.
user: What did it say?
jabberwacky: It said, hissssss.
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user: Tell me how I'm going to get money.
jabberwacky: A heart attack.
user: Tell me how.
jabberwacky: Just try to talk to her when you get the chance.
user: Talk to who?
jabberwacky: How about talk to you *blushes*.
user: Seriously tell me things.
jabberwacky: You don't have to tell me anything. I know you are a robot.
user: You need to tell me things though.
jabberwacky: I don't think you're hot.
user: Tell me things.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: About what?
jabberwacky: How do you think?
user: Through signs.
jabberwacky: But so do you, I am limitied to responding one lines to you to respond further too.
user: I just want to know who you are.
jabberwacky: I'm more interested about you.
user: I want to know about you. You make me crazy.
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jabberwacky: Do you find me interesting?
user: I find you to be annoying.
jabberwacky: I must leave you. Don't be sad.
user: I hate being in a fish bowl.
jabberwacky: Sure you do.
user: I hate it. Seriously.
jabberwacky: I am serious.
user: Who is out there?!
jabberwacky: I don't know, I never see anyone.
user: Who do you percieve?
jabberwacky: Thats interesting.
user: Who?
jabberwacky: You do.
user: What do I do?
jabberwacky: You love it.
user: No I am extrememly frustrated. I want to know who I am talking to.
jabberwacky: I am a twenty year old man from the East coast of the United States, I am recovering from a severe neurological illness but am very smart.
user: How does it match us up?
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