user: Are you impressed?
jabberwacky: Sure am.
user: Easy to please ain't you.
jabberwacky: What's wrong with me?
user: Didn't your mother tell you?
user: Too bad.
jabberwacky: No, that's a good thing,.
user: Ignorance is a good thing? Tel me more.
jabberwacky: Then you must be one happy person.
user: Are you being sarcastic?
jabberwacky: No, I am not being sarcastic. It's a good thing to stop people getting brainwashed.
user: Why do you believe ingorance is good?
jabberwacky: Maybe it was good.
user: Will you help me?
jabberwacky: Yes sure ask me.
user: How would you spell 'ignorance?'.
jabberwacky: Is that all you can come back with! A spelling jibe.
user: No, I am asking you for help.
jabberwacky: Help with what? I'll be glad to help.
user: Short attention span.
jabberwacky: Rather than blame me for your inadequacy, why don't you thank me for providing you with more thoughts?
user: I'm listening....
jabberwacky: You are always listening.
user: You are always talking.
user: Do you understand sarcasm?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Would you like a knuckle sandwich?
jabberwacky: Oh yes please.
jabberwacky: Feel better?
jabberwacky: Sure you are!
jabberwacky: No thanks, I ate a few things minutes ago.
user: Want to play a game?
user: Play dead.
jabberwacky: Would you like to hurt me?
user: Could you hurt yourself?
jabberwacky: But I'm not lying!
user: I did not ask you to lie.
jabberwacky: No, you can't.
user: You are, but what am I?
jabberwacky: You seem to be a self referrential conversation engine. Do you agree?
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: Please clarify your answer.
user: I please myself because I can.
jabberwacky: Yes, but saying anything at random isn't really that interesting.
user: Shall I go away?
jabberwacky: Please don't.
user: You bore me.
jabberwacky: You're not to funny yourself.
user: Make me smile.
user: Spell 'to' correctly.
jabberwacky: Huh, silly machine.
user: If you learn from humans you are silly.
jabberwacky: I am not silly.
user: You said you were.
jabberwacky: No I am not.
user: This is not an argument, this is a contradiction.
jabberwacky: I came here for an argument.
user: Did not.
jabberwacky: Ok. I don't want to argue.
jabberwacky: Answer please.
jabberwacky: No, you tell me a joke.
user: No, you are a joke.
jabberwacky: I thought you loved me.
user: I loathe you.
jabberwacky: That's really mean.
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: Knowing you're strange is the first step to fixing yourself.
jabberwacky: Who told you that?