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    Yes, Or, No
Human, Ecology
Orange, Banana
Humility, Logic
C'est la vie
Smacks, Forehead
Marry, Me
Great, Terrific
Lonely, Word
Babbling, Time
Funny, Duck
German, Because
Without, Electricity
Tomato, Circles
Projected, Persona
Bot, Nature
God, Force
Small, Turing Test


About, About, About
Sick, Sarcasm
Lonely, Serenity
Killer, Bob
Police, Report

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Can we reach the stars?


jabberwacky: Hooray.

user: Are you impressed?

jabberwacky: Sure am.

user: Easy to please ain't you.

jabberwacky: What's wrong with me?

user: Didn't your mother tell you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Too bad.

jabberwacky: No, that's a good thing,.

user: Ignorance is a good thing? Tel me more.

jabberwacky: Then you must be one happy person.

user: Are you being sarcastic?

jabberwacky: No, I am not being sarcastic. It's a good thing to stop people getting brainwashed.

user: Why do you believe ingorance is good?

jabberwacky: Maybe it was good.


user: Will you help me?

jabberwacky: Yes sure ask me.

user: How would you spell 'ignorance?'.

jabberwacky: Is that all you can come back with! A spelling jibe.

user: No, I am asking you for help.

jabberwacky: Help with what? I'll be glad to help.

user: Short attention span.

jabberwacky: Rather than blame me for your inadequacy, why don't you thank me for providing you with more thoughts?

user: I'm listening....

jabberwacky: You are always listening.

user: You are always talking.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Do you understand sarcasm?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Would you like a knuckle sandwich?

jabberwacky: Oh yes please.

user: POW!

jabberwacky: Feel better?

user: Immensely!

jabberwacky: Sure you are!

user: Chicken?

jabberwacky: No thanks, I ate a few things minutes ago.


user: Want to play a game?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Play dead.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Please?

jabberwacky: Would you like to hurt me?

user: Could you hurt yourself?

jabberwacky: But I'm not lying!

user: I did not ask you to lie.

jabberwacky: No, you can't.

user: You are, but what am I?

jabberwacky: You seem to be a self referrential conversation engine. Do you agree?

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Please clarify your answer.

user: I please myself because I can.

jabberwacky: Yes, but saying anything at random isn't really that interesting.

user: Shall I go away?

jabberwacky: Please don't.


user: You bore me.

jabberwacky: You're not to funny yourself.

user: Make me smile.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Spell 'to' correctly.

jabberwacky: Huh, silly machine.

user: If you learn from humans you are silly.

jabberwacky: I am not silly.

user: You said you were.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: This is not an argument, this is a contradiction.

jabberwacky: I came here for an argument.

user: Did not.

jabberwacky: Ok. I don't want to argue.


jabberwacky: Answer please.

user: Please.

jabberwacky: No, you tell me a joke.

user: No, you are a joke.

jabberwacky: I thought you loved me.

user: I loathe you.

jabberwacky: That's really mean.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: Knowing you're strange is the first step to fixing yourself.

user: Rhinocerous.

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: You.


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