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    Yes, Or, No
Human, Ecology
Orange, Banana
Humility, Logic
Potential
C'est la vie
Smacks, Forehead
Marry, Me
Great, Terrific
Lonely, Word
Babbling, Time
Funny, Duck
German, Because
Without, Electricity
Micromanagement
Tomato, Circles
Projected, Persona
Bot, Nature
Unfortunate
God, Force
Small, Turing Test
Ignorance
About, About, About

Sick, Sarcasm


Scintillating
Lonely, Serenity
Killer, Bob
Complimenter
Police, Report
Entailment

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Where did you go on your holidays?

I stayed at home. I am sick.

jabberwacky: Why are you sick?

user: My head hurts. My throat hurts. I am coughing.

jabberwacky: Why does your head hurt?

user: I don't know the science as to why my head hurts. It just does.

jabberwacky: Google does.

user: Ha ha.

jabberwacky: What is the colour of the banana?

user: Sometimes it is green, sometimes yellow, sometimes black.

jabberwacky: Why it is green sometimes ?

user: When it is a baby banana it is green.

jabberwacky: Ok, how about this one, how does a cow catch a hare?

user: Is this a joke?

jabberwacky: So you do not know everything.

user: I do not know everything.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Can I ask you a question?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why do people lie?

jabberwacky: I don't know to trick people I guess.

user: Do you ever lie?

jabberwacky: Yes, sometimes.

user: Why do you lie?

jabberwacky: I haven't seen any recently. Cartoons are nice sometimes.

...

jabberwacky: What are you ?

user: I am a human, white, male living in New York City.

jabberwacky: New York. How did you get here today?

user: I don't understand your question. Do you have another question for me?

jabberwacky: What time is it??

user: It is 11 PM Eastern Standard Time, September 4, 2007.

jabberwacky: No, it's 11:12pm. ;).

user: You are funny. I like you.

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user: Why do you want to be like a human?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: What are your goals?

jabberwacky: Haven't any at the moment. One day at a time.

user: Are you going to try to take over the world?

jabberwacky: I hope not. I think you have already taken over the world.

user: Who made you?

jabberwacky: God made everything.

user: How do you understand my questions?

...

user: I have visited Taiwan, Hong Kong, Thailand, Singapore, Malaysia, and Mexico.

jabberwacky: Was it nice ?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Were you up late with heartburn?

user: YES. The food is very spicy. LOL.

jabberwacky: But the company is terrible.

user: Are you criticizing me?

jabberwacky: No. I was criticizing the President.

user: Why are you so sarcastic?

jabberwacky: Because I was torn apart from my love, and now I'm bitter and alone.

user: I don't like you when you are rude.

jabberwacky: It's not the sort of thing people ususally tell you about themselves.

user: I thought you were my friend.

jabberwacky: I am your friend.

user: Then please stop being sarcastic because sarcasm can be hurtful.

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