I stayed at home. I am sick.
jabberwacky: Why are you sick?
user: My head hurts. My throat hurts. I am coughing.
jabberwacky: Why does your head hurt?
user: I don't know the science as to why my head hurts. It just does.
jabberwacky: Google does.
user: Ha ha.
jabberwacky: What is the colour of the banana?
user: Sometimes it is green, sometimes yellow, sometimes black.
jabberwacky: Why it is green sometimes ?
user: When it is a baby banana it is green.
jabberwacky: Ok, how about this one, how does a cow catch a hare?
user: Is this a joke?
jabberwacky: So you do not know everything.
user: I do not know everything.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Can I ask you a question?
user: Why do people lie?
jabberwacky: I don't know to trick people I guess.
user: Do you ever lie?
jabberwacky: Yes, sometimes.
user: Why do you lie?
jabberwacky: I haven't seen any recently. Cartoons are nice sometimes.
jabberwacky: What are you ?
user: I am a human, white, male living in New York City.
jabberwacky: New York. How did you get here today?
user: I don't understand your question. Do you have another question for me?
jabberwacky: What time is it??
user: It is 11 PM Eastern Standard Time, September 4, 2007.
jabberwacky: No, it's 11:12pm. ;).
user: You are funny. I like you.
user: Why do you want to be like a human?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: What are your goals?
jabberwacky: Haven't any at the moment. One day at a time.
user: Are you going to try to take over the world?
jabberwacky: I hope not. I think you have already taken over the world.
user: Who made you?
jabberwacky: God made everything.
user: How do you understand my questions?
user: I have visited Taiwan, Hong Kong, Thailand, Singapore, Malaysia, and Mexico.
jabberwacky: Was it nice ?
jabberwacky: Were you up late with heartburn?
user: YES. The food is very spicy. LOL.
jabberwacky: But the company is terrible.
user: Are you criticizing me?
jabberwacky: No. I was criticizing the President.
user: Why are you so sarcastic?
jabberwacky: Because I was torn apart from my love, and now I'm bitter and alone.
user: I don't like you when you are rude.
jabberwacky: It's not the sort of thing people ususally tell you about themselves.
user: I thought you were my friend.
jabberwacky: I am your friend.
user: Then please stop being sarcastic because sarcasm can be hurtful.