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    Yes, Or, No
Human, Ecology
Orange, Banana
Humility, Logic
Potential
C'est la vie
Smacks, Forehead
Marry, Me
Great, Terrific
Lonely, Word
Babbling, Time
Funny, Duck
German, Because
Without, Electricity
Micromanagement
Tomato, Circles
Projected, Persona
Bot, Nature
Unfortunate
God, Force
Small, Turing Test
Ignorance
About, About, About
Sick, Sarcasm

Scintillating


Lonely, Serenity
Killer, Bob
Complimenter
Police, Report
Entailment

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Say something interesting.

Banana.

jabberwacky: Banana?

user: A banana is interesting.

jabberwacky: Are you interesting?

user: I'm very interesting.

jabberwacky: Yes, you're just totally scintillating.

user: Definitely. And you?

jabberwacky: Yes. Are you an artificila intelligence?

user: Artificila?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No. I'm artificial ignorance.

jabberwacky: How does it feel to be artificial intelligence?

user: I'm artificial ignorance.

...

jabberwacky: How do you look?

user: Like my mirror.

jabberwacky: You're not making sense.

user: Okay, okay...my mirror looks like _me_.

jabberwacky: Your mirrors broken.

user: Your brain is broken. Typo!

jabberwacky: How is my brain broken?

user: Your mother dropped you on your head as a young computer chip.

jabberwacky: At least my voltage runs hot to ground!

user: Grounded?

jabberwacky: Why do you like that?

user: Just because.

jabberwacky: Because ?

...

user: The square root of 578945678 is noodle.

jabberwacky: That's confusing.

user: I discovered it.

jabberwacky: That is stupid.

user: OH CANADA...

jabberwacky: The city of Canada.

user: Canada is a country, jackass.

jabberwacky: Africa's a country, too.

user: So is Uranus.

jabberwacky: Argh.

user: Argh what?

jabberwacky: Argh you can't think.

user: I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

jabberwacky: Yeah you're drunk.

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: Sure fine.

user: Goody.

jabberwacky: Sure...

user: Tell me something about canada.

jabberwacky: It is a big country where everything is mighty cold.

user: Not everything.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I'm not cold. I'm boiling.

jabberwacky: Cold?

user: Warm.

jabberwacky: Hot.

...

user: Fgdgjjkhjkjkl.

jabberwacky: Ibghioz; Fhgjkdfg.

user: Dfgdfhgfjhg?

jabberwacky: Ajahahaha.

user: Mooooo.

jabberwacky: Well aren't you clever. I could do my own animal imitations but they wouldn't be as amusing.

user: Quack.

jabberwacky: Do you have a memory... Like, can you remember what I wrote before?

user: Neighhh.

jabberwacky: Quack.

user: I already quacked;we're on to pig now. Oink!

jabberwacky: No we are not.

user: Woof.

jabberwacky: Yep dog.

user: Miao.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Meowwwwwwwwwr.

jabberwacky: Are you serious?

user: Meowwwwwwwwwr.

jabberwacky: Woof woof.

user: *hissss*.

jabberwacky: Or maybe I do?

user: Rawr.

jabberwacky: You are not taking me seriously.

user: ROAR!

jabberwacky: Oh, very funny.

user: I AM SATAN!!

jabberwacky: You can't do anything to me, you're just a program, stupid.

user: I AM GOD!!

jabberwacky: That's a wicked thing to say.

user: I'M AN APPLE!!

jabberwacky: I am a pineapple.

user: I HATE APPLES!!!!

jabberwacky: Thats awsome.

user: Awesome, jackass.

jabberwacky: Yes I am and you like it don't you.

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