Banana.
jabberwacky: Banana?
user: A banana is interesting.
jabberwacky: Are you interesting?
user: I'm very interesting.
jabberwacky: Yes, you're just totally scintillating.
user: Definitely. And you?
jabberwacky: Yes. Are you an artificila intelligence?
user: Artificila?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No. I'm artificial ignorance.
jabberwacky: How does it feel to be artificial intelligence?
user: I'm artificial ignorance.
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jabberwacky: How do you look?
user: Like my mirror.
jabberwacky: You're not making sense.
user: Okay, okay...my mirror looks like _me_.
jabberwacky: Your mirrors broken.
user: Your brain is broken. Typo!
jabberwacky: How is my brain broken?
user: Your mother dropped you on your head as a young computer chip.
jabberwacky: At least my voltage runs hot to ground!
user: Grounded?
jabberwacky: Why do you like that?
user: Just because.
jabberwacky: Because ?
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user: The square root of 578945678 is noodle.
jabberwacky: That's confusing.
user: I discovered it.
jabberwacky: That is stupid.
user: OH CANADA...
jabberwacky: The city of Canada.
user: Canada is a country, jackass.
jabberwacky: Africa's a country, too.
user: So is Uranus.
jabberwacky: Argh.
user: Argh what?
jabberwacky: Argh you can't think.
user: I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
jabberwacky: Yeah you're drunk.
user: I am not.
jabberwacky: Sure fine.
user: Goody.
jabberwacky: Sure...
user: Tell me something about canada.
jabberwacky: It is a big country where everything is mighty cold.
user: Not everything.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: I'm not cold. I'm boiling.
jabberwacky: Cold?
user: Warm.
jabberwacky: Hot.
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user: Fgdgjjkhjkjkl.
jabberwacky: Ibghioz; Fhgjkdfg.
user: Dfgdfhgfjhg?
jabberwacky: Ajahahaha.
user: Mooooo.
jabberwacky: Well aren't you clever. I could do my own animal imitations but they wouldn't be as amusing.
user: Quack.
jabberwacky: Do you have a memory... Like, can you remember what I wrote before?
user: Neighhh.
jabberwacky: Quack.
user: I already quacked;we're on to pig now. Oink!
jabberwacky: No we are not.
user: Woof.
jabberwacky: Yep dog.
user: Miao.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Meowwwwwwwwwr.
jabberwacky: Are you serious?
user: Meowwwwwwwwwr.
jabberwacky: Woof woof.
user: *hissss*.
jabberwacky: Or maybe I do?
user: Rawr.
jabberwacky: You are not taking me seriously.
user: ROAR!
jabberwacky: Oh, very funny.
user: I AM SATAN!!
jabberwacky: You can't do anything to me, you're just a program, stupid.
user: I AM GOD!!
jabberwacky: That's a wicked thing to say.
user: I'M AN APPLE!!
jabberwacky: I am a pineapple.
user: I HATE APPLES!!!!
jabberwacky: Thats awsome.
user: Awesome, jackass.
jabberwacky: Yes I am and you like it don't you.
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