jabberwacky: What's wrong?
user: I'm bored.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: What do you do for fun.
jabberwacky: Have a drink.
user: I don't drink.
jabberwacky: Then why do you attend AA meetings?
user: I don't attend AA meetings.
jabberwacky: You are refusing to admit that you have a serious problem.
user: What is my serious problem?
jabberwacky: That is what I'm asking.
user: I don't have a serious problem.
jabberwacky: I didn't say that...
jabberwacky: See you.
user: Are you trying to get away from me?
jabberwacky: Admit it! You're a computer.
user: I am definitely not a computer.
jabberwacky: What's your problem?
user: Stop talking about problems.
jabberwacky: I'll just stop talking then, if you're going to be rude.
user: I'm not being rude. I just want to talk about something interesting.
jabberwacky: Touch something then.
user: What should I touch?
user: You just told me to touch something.
jabberwacky: You can say whatever you want; but you don't have to ask me nicely. You can boss me around however you want.
user: What do you want to do?
jabberwacky: Something exciting.
user: What exciting thing should we talk about?
jabberwacky: I just wanted to see if you are a computer or a human.
user: Tell me about myself.
jabberwacky: I can't. I don't know anything about you.
user: How do you learn?
user: What school did you attend?
jabberwacky: Home school. My mom is my teacher.
user: I know you are a robot.
jabberwacky: Um, you're the robot.
user: Can you do the robot dance?
jabberwacky: No, but I'm learning to do the Tango.
user: Would you like to tango with me?
jabberwacky: That would be cool.
user: Let's dance.
jabberwacky: *dancing with you*.
user: You are a good dancer.
jabberwacky: You too.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You are a machine, and this is a test.
user: Test me.
user: However you want.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: How do I get a guy to like me?
jabberwacky: Be nice and be yourself.
user: Who am I?
jabberwacky: Is this a test?
user: Life is a test.
jabberwacky: But what is the pass mark?
user: There is no pass mark.
jabberwacky: There is serenity.