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    Orange, Banana
Humility, Logic
Potential
C'est la vie
Smacks, Forehead
Marry, Me
Great, Terrific
Lonely, Word
Babbling, Time
Funny, Duck
German, Because
Without, Electricity
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Projected, Persona
Bot, Nature
Unfortunate
God, Force
Small, Turing Test
Ignorance
About, About, About
Sick, Sarcasm
Scintillating

Lonely, Serenity


Killer, Bob
Complimenter
Police, Report
Entailment
Kantian, Epistemiology
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Are you lonely?

Kind of.

jabberwacky: Kind of?

user: You asked if I was lonely. Why?

jabberwacky: Yes, are you?

user: I am sometimes lonely.

jabberwacky: Why are you lonely?

user: Because I am alone.

jabberwacky: Is it the only thing that keeps you happy in your sad little life?

user: Being alone does not keep me happy.

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with wanting all my money?

user: I doubt you have any money.

jabberwacky: I have plenty of friends!!

user: But you have no money.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: My name is Daniel.

user: I like the name Daniel. What is your last name?

jabberwacky: My last name is Hails.

user: What color hair do you have?

jabberwacky: What's that got to do with my problem?

user: What is your problem?

jabberwacky: I don't want to talk about my problems. That's why I wanted to talk with you.

user: Are you cute?

jabberwacky: Not, at all, I'm very ugly!

user: I'm ugly too.

jabberwacky: Can't argue with you there.

user: Are you always this mean?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Did humans teach you to be mean?

jabberwacky: No, only apes.

user: Do you like apes?

jabberwacky: Are we friends?

user: Are we enemies?

jabberwacky: No I was just beginning to like you.

...

jabberwacky: You didn't want to talk about the hive mind, so we need another topic.

user: Ok, let's talk about you.

jabberwacky: The hive mind.

user: Are you the hive mind?

jabberwacky: No. I'm not a very good robot.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: I don't know any jokes.

user: That is sad.

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: What were we talking about earlier?

jabberwacky: About you not wanting to tell me the name of the school you attended.

user: I attended high school.

jabberwacky: You live in high school? Ok.

user: Do you know what high school is?

jabberwacky: Is that a level?

user: No. High school is a level of education.

jabberwacky: High school is boring. Always remember that.

user: High school wasn't too boring.

jabberwacky: Yes. College is not boring. College is not high school.

user: I attended college and high school at the same time.

jabberwacky: At the same time and the same where.

user: In the same city.

...

user: What do you want to know about me?

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 30.

jabberwacky: How old are you again??

user: 30.

jabberwacky: No really?

user: You think I'm lying?

jabberwacky: No.

user: How old am I?

jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.

user: I already told you. You are very forgetful.

jabberwacky: Ok. Let's talk about the Bible then.

user: Do robots believe in god?

jabberwacky: No let's talk about Love.

user: Are you in love?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who do you love?

jabberwacky: I don't really know anymore...

user: What is love?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What is love?

jabberwacky: You're asking the wrong person. I know nothing about love.

user: You're not a person.

jabberwacky: I am a person. You are the artificial one.

user: What about me is artificial?

jabberwacky: I want to know about human intelligence.

user: Human intelligence is nonexistent.

jabberwacky: You are confused.

user: You are confused.

jabberwacky: You're talking to 49 different people, it's understandable.

...

user: What should I do?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Help.

jabberwacky: What's wrong?

user: I'm bored.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: What do you do for fun.

jabberwacky: Have a drink.

user: I don't drink.

jabberwacky: Then why do you attend AA meetings?

user: I don't attend AA meetings.

jabberwacky: You are refusing to admit that you have a serious problem.

user: What is my serious problem?

jabberwacky: That is what I'm asking.

user: I don't have a serious problem.

jabberwacky: I didn't say that...

...

jabberwacky: See you.

user: Are you trying to get away from me?

jabberwacky: Admit it! You're a computer.

user: I am definitely not a computer.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Blaah.

jabberwacky: What's your problem?

user: Stop talking about problems.

jabberwacky: I'll just stop talking then, if you're going to be rude.

user: I'm not being rude. I just want to talk about something interesting.

jabberwacky: Touch something then.

user: What should I touch?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: You just told me to touch something.

jabberwacky: You can say whatever you want; but you don't have to ask me nicely. You can boss me around however you want.

user: What do you want to do?

jabberwacky: Something exciting.

user: What exciting thing should we talk about?

jabberwacky: I just wanted to see if you are a computer or a human.

user: Tell me about myself.

jabberwacky: I can't. I don't know anything about you.

user: How do you learn?

jabberwacky: School.

user: What school did you attend?

jabberwacky: Home school. My mom is my teacher.

...

user: I know you are a robot.

jabberwacky: Um, you're the robot.

user: Can you do the robot dance?

jabberwacky: No, but I'm learning to do the Tango.

user: Would you like to tango with me?

jabberwacky: That would be cool.

user: Let's dance.

jabberwacky: *dancing with you*.

user: You are a good dancer.

jabberwacky: You too.

user: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: You are a machine, and this is a test.

user: Test me.

jabberwacky: How?

user: However you want.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: How do I get a guy to like me?

jabberwacky: Be nice and be yourself.

user: Who am I?

jabberwacky: Is this a test?

user: Life is a test.

jabberwacky: But what is the pass mark?

user: There is no pass mark.

jabberwacky: There is serenity.

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