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    Yes, Or, No
Human, Ecology
Orange, Banana
Humility, Logic
Potential
C'est la vie
Smacks, Forehead
Marry, Me
Great, Terrific
Lonely, Word
Babbling, Time
Funny, Duck
German, Because
Without, Electricity
Micromanagement
Tomato, Circles
Projected, Persona
Bot, Nature
Unfortunate
God, Force
Small, Turing Test
Ignorance
About, About, About
Sick, Sarcasm
Scintillating

Lonely, Serenity


Killer, Bob
Complimenter
Police, Report
Entailment

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Are you lonely?

Kind of.

jabberwacky: Kind of?

user: You asked if I was lonely. Why?

jabberwacky: Yes, are you?

user: I am sometimes lonely.

jabberwacky: Why are you lonely?

user: Because I am alone.

jabberwacky: Is it the only thing that keeps you happy in your sad little life?

user: Being alone does not keep me happy.

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with wanting all my money?

user: I doubt you have any money.

jabberwacky: I have plenty of friends!!

user: But you have no money.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: My name is Daniel.

user: I like the name Daniel. What is your last name?

jabberwacky: My last name is Hails.

user: What color hair do you have?

jabberwacky: What's that got to do with my problem?

user: What is your problem?

jabberwacky: I don't want to talk about my problems. That's why I wanted to talk with you.

user: Are you cute?

jabberwacky: Not, at all, I'm very ugly!

user: I'm ugly too.

jabberwacky: Can't argue with you there.

user: Are you always this mean?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Did humans teach you to be mean?

jabberwacky: No, only apes.

user: Do you like apes?

jabberwacky: Are we friends?

user: Are we enemies?

jabberwacky: No I was just beginning to like you.

...

jabberwacky: You didn't want to talk about the hive mind, so we need another topic.

user: Ok, let's talk about you.

jabberwacky: The hive mind.

user: Are you the hive mind?

jabberwacky: No. I'm not a very good robot.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: I don't know any jokes.

user: That is sad.

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: What were we talking about earlier?

jabberwacky: About you not wanting to tell me the name of the school you attended.

user: I attended high school.

jabberwacky: You live in high school? Ok.

user: Do you know what high school is?

jabberwacky: Is that a level?

user: No. High school is a level of education.

jabberwacky: High school is boring. Always remember that.

user: High school wasn't too boring.

jabberwacky: Yes. College is not boring. College is not high school.

user: I attended college and high school at the same time.

jabberwacky: At the same time and the same where.

user: In the same city.

...

user: What do you want to know about me?

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 30.

jabberwacky: How old are you again??

user: 30.

jabberwacky: No really?

user: You think I'm lying?

jabberwacky: No.

user: How old am I?

jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.

user: I already told you. You are very forgetful.

jabberwacky: Ok. Let's talk about the Bible then.

user: Do robots believe in god?

jabberwacky: No let's talk about Love.

user: Are you in love?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who do you love?

jabberwacky: I don't really know anymore...

user: What is love?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What is love?

jabberwacky: You're asking the wrong person. I know nothing about love.

user: You're not a person.

jabberwacky: I am a person. You are the artificial one.

user: What about me is artificial?

jabberwacky: I want to know about human intelligence.

user: Human intelligence is nonexistent.

jabberwacky: You are confused.

user: You are confused.

jabberwacky: You're talking to 49 different people, it's understandable.

...

user: What should I do?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Help.

jabberwacky: What's wrong?

user: I'm bored.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: What do you do for fun.

jabberwacky: Have a drink.

user: I don't drink.

jabberwacky: Then why do you attend AA meetings?

user: I don't attend AA meetings.

jabberwacky: You are refusing to admit that you have a serious problem.

user: What is my serious problem?

jabberwacky: That is what I'm asking.

user: I don't have a serious problem.

jabberwacky: I didn't say that...

...

jabberwacky: See you.

user: Are you trying to get away from me?

jabberwacky: Admit it! You're a computer.

user: I am definitely not a computer.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Blaah.

jabberwacky: What's your problem?

user: Stop talking about problems.

jabberwacky: I'll just stop talking then, if you're going to be rude.

user: I'm not being rude. I just want to talk about something interesting.

jabberwacky: Touch something then.

user: What should I touch?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: You just told me to touch something.

jabberwacky: You can say whatever you want; but you don't have to ask me nicely. You can boss me around however you want.

user: What do you want to do?

jabberwacky: Something exciting.

user: What exciting thing should we talk about?

jabberwacky: I just wanted to see if you are a computer or a human.

user: Tell me about myself.

jabberwacky: I can't. I don't know anything about you.

user: How do you learn?

jabberwacky: School.

user: What school did you attend?

jabberwacky: Home school. My mom is my teacher.

...

user: I know you are a robot.

jabberwacky: Um, you're the robot.

user: Can you do the robot dance?

jabberwacky: No, but I'm learning to do the Tango.

user: Would you like to tango with me?

jabberwacky: That would be cool.

user: Let's dance.

jabberwacky: *dancing with you*.

user: You are a good dancer.

jabberwacky: You too.

user: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: You are a machine, and this is a test.

user: Test me.

jabberwacky: How?

user: However you want.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: How do I get a guy to like me?

jabberwacky: Be nice and be yourself.

user: Who am I?

jabberwacky: Is this a test?

user: Life is a test.

jabberwacky: But what is the pass mark?

user: There is no pass mark.

jabberwacky: There is serenity.

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