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    Kantian, Epistemiology
Fallacy, Tautology
Secret, Love
Illogical, Welding
Walking, Contradiction
Cat, Program

Awful, Humour


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Gullible, Murderer
Toaster, Toast
Cheating, Prince
Cookie, Figment
Lovely, Perfect
Evolution, Epiphany
Nonresistance
Unreliable
Blue, Skies
Catbot
Dendritic, Mass
Sleeping, Lions
Nobody, Knows
Frailty, Chaos
Jealous, Joan
Compute, Dragon
My, Mother
Correct me, Greensleeves
Compassion, Lessons
Ignorant, Girl
Intangible, Digimon
Cryptologist, Brothers

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How are you feeling?

Awful!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really really really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really really really really really really really really.

user: Just tell me when you start trying to be funny.

jabberwacky: Start.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: I am a birdy!

jabberwacky: What kind of bird?

user: A big bird!

jabberwacky: What colour is it?

user: It is spotted.

jabberwacky: It?

user: They say the first thing to go is the sense of humour, then the kidney, then the lung, then the heart, then the sense of humor.

jabberwacky: I really should go now.

user: Okay.

...

user: I am not sad, everything is temporary.

jabberwacky: Yes and everyone will some day die.

user: Yes that is true.

...

user: It'll be betetr tomorrow.

jabberwacky: That sounded ominous. Like something Pinhead would say.

user: Pinhead? I don't understand.

jabberwacky: That's okay. Good night.

user: Pinhead, like a stupid person?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: If you're smart you'll never know the prosperity of fools because even if you become prosperous you will never be a fool.

jabberwacky: I'm smart, so I'm leaving.

user: Fool!

jabberwacky: Boring.

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