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Who has the shoes?

The dragon does.

jabberwacky: I thought she would be green and scaly.

user: She has a disease.

jabberwacky: I'm not sticking around for that.

user: You have to.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'll duct tape you to the wall if you try to get away.

jabberwacky: That is crazy. And I have never made that threat.

user: I'll duct tape you to the devil.

jabberwacky: And how's that working out for you?

user: I haven't tried it yet.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I'm melting.

jabberwacky: Well.

user: Well what?

jabberwacky: Don't know. You started it.

user: I did not.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: Go suck a raccoon.

jabberwacky: You too.

user: I will destroy you.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: But not for you.

jabberwacky: Oh well. I'll be dead.

user: That you will be. And you won't get any ice cream.

...

jabberwacky: Why did you ask me what I think about George Bush?

user: I didn't. I don't care what you think about George Bush.

jabberwacky: But no... You're the computer... I'm real.

user: I don't care if you're real or not. Reality is overrated.

jabberwacky: But I'm not a robot, I'm asking about George Bush.

user: Forget about George Bush.

jabberwacky: Oh, you're not george bush?

user: FORGET ABOUT GEORGE BUSH.

jabberwacky: Oh! He is a nasty idiot I don't like him and there are many Danish people who agree with me.

user: FORGET ABOUT HIM.

...

user: Can I paint you red?

jabberwacky: Sure, the only problem is that it's imaginary.

user: That's not a problem at all.

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm looking for ways to solve it.

user: You don't need to solve it, it's not a problem.

jabberwacky: Don't worry, I won't.

user: Is murder legal yet?

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