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A toaster???

Yes. You're a toaster who won't give me any free toast, so I dropped you in the tub so you would die.

jabberwacky: Thank you. You're a toaster, too.

user: Jerk. Give me toast. Now.

jabberwacky: The word-webs we weave make this a tangled world; but a world nonetheless.

...

user: *inserts bread*.

jabberwacky: That was not funny.

user: *waits for forty-five seconds*.

jabberwacky: Once I was on this boat.

user: *toast pops up*.

jabberwacky: Indolent box of chips and circuits.

user: *takes toast and eats it*.

jabberwacky: Hey, that's not very nice!

user: You wouldn't give it to me, so I made it myself.

jabberwacky: Sometimes people give stars for whatever. I want to solve problems. I want to divine the stars.

user: *chomps on toast*.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It means I'm eating toast*.

jabberwacky: What does it mean to be real?

user: It means I'm eating toast.

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