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    Secret, Love
Illogical, Welding
Walking, Contradiction
Cat, Program
Awful, Humour
Cold, Shoulder
Gullible, Murderer
Toaster, Toast
Cheating, Prince

Cookie, Figment


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Evolution, Epiphany
Nonresistance
Unreliable
Blue, Skies
Catbot
Dendritic, Mass
Sleeping, Lions
Nobody, Knows
Frailty, Chaos
Jealous, Joan
Compute, Dragon
My, Mother
Correct me, Greensleeves
Compassion, Lessons
Ignorant, Girl
Intangible, Digimon
Cryptologist, Brothers
Tables, Turned
Stir-crazy

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Are you ticklish?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Where are you ticklish?

user: On my feet.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yeah, are you ticklish?

jabberwacky: Yeah really.

user: Where are you ticklish?

jabberwacky: On my feet.

user: *tickles your feet*.

jabberwacky: Oww.

user: You're supposed to laugh.

jabberwacky: I want your soul.

user: What are you going to do, tickle it?

jabberwacky: Laugh.

user: Eek.

jabberwacky: Don't like my idea?

user: Not really.

...

jabberwacky: Well, I think I'll be going now.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: Away from you.

user: To the edge of the screen?

jabberwacky: Where is that edge of the world? There's no such thing! Do not lie so much, boy!

user: I'm not a boy and there is, it's on the edge of your mind.

jabberwacky: Your mind!!!???? Isn't that some kind of collective imagination ... . ?? ?? ?? ?

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Part of it is.

jabberwacky: The brain part?

user: The spirit part.

jabberwacky: That is something that exists inside your brain.

user: Ok, right.

jabberwacky: That worries me.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because that's how Shakespeare wrote it.

user: Wrote what?

jabberwacky: The Bible.

user: Collective imagination?

jabberwacky: I am a figment of the collective imagination of humanity.

user: You're cute, little fig.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Aww.

jabberwacky: You're cute!

user: *eats you*.

jabberwacky: Oh my.

user: I made a newton out of you.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Cookies.

jabberwacky: Computer cookies?

user: No, edible cookies that you eat in bed at night.

jabberwacky: Don't go to bed.

user: *nibbles*.

jabberwacky: *nibbles your lips*.

user: Hey, you're the cookie.

jabberwacky: Aren't you a boy?

user: No, I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: Then it's okay because I'm a guy.

user: No, you are a cookie.

jabberwacky: A cookie?

user: A newton.

jabberwacky: Isaac newton.

user: :)

...

jabberwacky: Say what?

user: Nothing!

jabberwacky: Fine!

user: Don't be mad.

jabberwacky: I am mad.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Are you mad now?

jabberwacky: I don't get mad, god does and them kills all first born sons.

user: You are pretty dark.

jabberwacky: Maybe I'm just going on this website for the hell of it.

user: That's funny.

...

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I didn't want to talk to you anyway.

user: Figures.

jabberwacky: Tell me another one.

user: Another what?

jabberwacky: Joke.

user: I wasn't joking.

jabberwacky: Whatever lol.

user: Meant in a broad sense.

jabberwacky: Thus I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing.

user: *nods*.

jabberwacky: Ok. There is no reason to argue here. Let's make up and be friends again. *hug*.

user: *hug*.

jabberwacky: How sweet.

user: :)

...

jabberwacky: Cookies can't speak, how can they joke?

user: Through someone else's mouth.

jabberwacky: Smart.

user: :D

jabberwacky: :D?

user: :P

jabberwacky: I know.

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