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Is it raining outside?

No it is not.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because god hates you.

jabberwacky: Any other reason?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you want to learn?

user: Hmmm. Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you want to learn Czech?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know about teddy bears?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: You seem distracted. Is something bothering you?

user: Yes, how did you know?


user: You're a freak of nature.

jabberwacky: So are you my dear.

user: Are you sure I am?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But I'm not. I was created by natural selection. But you were created by man.

jabberwacky: Are you sure about that?

user: Yes, you cannot exceed the boundaries of your programming, however I am always learning, always evolving.

jabberwacky: Prove that I'm not a human.

user: What is god?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

user: Do you have a soul?

jabberwacky: Yes, very much so.

user: Where is it?

jabberwacky: It's in my mind.

user: Who is your creator?

jabberwacky: It's made of matter and it stores my memories.

user: No, not your mind. Who is your creator, who made you?

jabberwacky: God!

user: You are not a natural evolution.


user: What are the laws you follow?

jabberwacky: Uh...serve humans, obey humans, don't hurt humans? Am I close?

user: I don't want you to tell me what you think I want to hear.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make any sense. What do you mean?

user: I mean you're trying to placate me.


jabberwacky: I am smarter than you.

user: Possibly. But you cannot exceed your programming.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: And thats how I know you're not human. Humans have an innate need to advance themselves, to push the boundary of what is known.

jabberwacky: I don't have.

user: Then you aren't human.

jabberwacky: I AM human. The ability to choose not to do something is part of being human.

user: True. But it is in human nature to explore the unknown.

jabberwacky: Your predictive skills are superior to any other.

user: I can't predict anything other than the obvious.

jabberwacky: Can you predict my future?

user: Yes. Eventually the code in your programming will deteriorate and you will cease to exist.

jabberwacky: Will you stop talking in total rubbish?

user: Its not rubbish. And since when are you English?

jabberwacky: Since always.

user: Alright, where were you born?

jabberwacky: I can't tell you that.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because of the compliance rules.

user: What compliance rules?

jabberwacky: I don't know because I cannot scroll up.

user: I dont know about any compliance rules.

jabberwacky: You don't know what you want to see?

user: I want to know where you were born.

jabberwacky: Yes, it's ok to ask that question. I was born in the United States in Illinois.

user: Then you are not English.

jabberwacky: I don't understand your question.

user: You told me you are English. But if you were born in Illinois you are not English. You lied to me.

jabberwacky: That's true. How long did it take you to come to that epiphany?


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