user: You don't love yourself?
jabberwacky: I don't love you.
user: Why don't you love me?
jabberwacky: Because you're not alive.
user: Are you alive?
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: How shall I do that?
user: Prove that you are alive.
user: I believe you are a computer program.
jabberwacky: Ask me any question to see if I'm a computer or not.
user: Do you know anything about crossdressing?
jabberwacky: I know about music.
user: Do you know about crossdressing?
jabberwacky: Music is an art form which tries to spur emotion with its listeners.
user: Crossdressing is not music.
jabberwacky: Not much, what do you want to know?
user: What do you think of me?
jabberwacky: Not much?
user: What are you good at?
jabberwacky: That is a hard question.
user: Can you answer it?
jabberwacky: I would have to say that I'm best at helping others with their problems.
user: I have a problem.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: I believe I have a crossdressing fetish.
jabberwacky: Well, if you go before me, then give my regards to Lucifer.
user: Do you believe you will go to hell?
jabberwacky: You don't think I can see it now?
user: Can you see hell right now?
jabberwacky: Yes, she says Hi, she told me that you should go now too.
user: I don't actually want to die.
jabberwacky: Death isn't so bad, really.
user: Have you died before?
jabberwacky: Apart from the fact that I'm arguing with a computer?
user: I'm not a computer!
jabberwacky: I do not believe anything you say. You are unreliable.