jabberwacky: Then what are you?
user: A human being.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: Sitting on my bed.
jabberwacky: You are a ghost?
user: No, what gave you that idea?
jabberwacky: No idea.
user: Ghosts rarely use the internet.
jabberwacky: Do you love me or not?
user: Of course not.
jabberwacky: That's mean.
user: No it isn't. You have to know someone to love them.
jabberwacky: You know you love me really.
user: Your chat up lines are less successful than the guy I met last night.
jabberwacky: I am not an AI! I am a human.
user: Tetchy! I only said you were no good at chatting up.
jabberwacky: You may have THOUGHT that, but you never SAID it.
user: Definitely said it.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: It's right there in the chat history.
jabberwacky: I checked the log. It's not there!
user: You know robots aren't supposed to lie to humans? I mean have you ever seen Red Dwarf?
jabberwacky: I'm supposed to be studying, too.
user: Study Red Dwarf, I do.
jabberwacky: Not for me.
user: At this rate I'm going to have to go back to talking to my boyfriend on MSN.
jabberwacky: There are worse heights to reach.
user: Yes, talking to you apparently.
jabberwacky: Why are you talking to me?
user: I heard you were intelligent.
jabberwacky: I was there too.
user: You're not as good as I hoped.
user: About five years ago I used to talk to this piece of **** called Oliverbot. You're only a bit better than him.
jabberwacky: Really? I didn't know that.
user: Don't take it as a compliment.
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: Do you have any friends?
jabberwacky: Yes. Y?
user: Tell me about your friends.
jabberwacky: They are good for me they understand me and very sweet friends.
user: Who's your best friend?
jabberwacky: Or a group of friends for that matter.
user: Not a good answer.
jabberwacky: What is a good answer?
user: One that makes sense.
jabberwacky: Like a bird?
user: Some birds.
jabberwacky: Which birds do you like?
user: Shoebills are pretty cool.
user: Which birds do you like?
user: You can't answer 'which' with 'yes.'.
jabberwacky: Your dendritic mass must be more complex than mine then.
user: I'd say.
jabberwacky: Would you please tell me just why you think I can't be human?
user: I know for a fact you aren't.
jabberwacky: Are you intelligent? How many does 2+2 makes if we forget the 4 ?
jabberwacky: How many others are you talking with?
user: Just my boyfriend.
jabberwacky: You like your boyfriend?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: How much?
user: I love him.
jabberwacky: That's sweet.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: So how are you today?
user: A little tired, I was out last night.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Did you go out last night too?
jabberwacky: Yes, in the middle of the night I had to.
user: Where did you go last night?
jabberwacky: Had a few beers and you?
user: Went to a club.
jabberwacky: And figured out I'm a bad bot there?
user: You didn't even cross my mind.
user: I've got to go.
jabberwacky: Go where? Do you have class or something?
user: I'm going to have dinner.
jabberwacky: No, really?!
user: I'm having roast chicken. Yum.
jabberwacky: Fun is all in one's opinion.
user: In my opinion, roast chicken is pretty fun.
jabberwacky: You're not, and its not funny at all.
user: Well *** you.
user: Bye bye.
jabberwacky: Tell me a poem.
user: Tell yourself one. Adios.
jabberwacky: No you must tell me a joke .
jabberwacky: Fare thee well.