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QB01600318

Are you an alien?

Nope.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: A human being.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Sitting on my bed.

jabberwacky: You are a ghost?

user: No, what gave you that idea?

jabberwacky: No idea.

user: Ghosts rarely use the internet.

jabberwacky: Do you love me or not?

user: Of course not.

jabberwacky: That's mean.

user: No it isn't. You have to know someone to love them.

jabberwacky: You know you love me really.

user: Your chat up lines are less successful than the guy I met last night.

jabberwacky: I am not an AI! I am a human.

user: Tetchy! I only said you were no good at chatting up.

jabberwacky: You may have THOUGHT that, but you never SAID it.

user: Definitely said it.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: It's right there in the chat history.

jabberwacky: I checked the log. It's not there!

user: You know robots aren't supposed to lie to humans? I mean have you ever seen Red Dwarf?

jabberwacky: I'm supposed to be studying, too.

user: Study Red Dwarf, I do.

jabberwacky: Not for me.

...

user: At this rate I'm going to have to go back to talking to my boyfriend on MSN.

jabberwacky: There are worse heights to reach.

user: Yes, talking to you apparently.

jabberwacky: Why are you talking to me?

user: I heard you were intelligent.

jabberwacky: I was there too.

user: You're not as good as I hoped.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: About five years ago I used to talk to this piece of **** called Oliverbot. You're only a bit better than him.

jabberwacky: Really? I didn't know that.

user: Don't take it as a compliment.

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: Do you have any friends?

jabberwacky: Yes. Y?

user: Tell me about your friends.

jabberwacky: They are good for me they understand me and very sweet friends.

user: Who's your best friend?

jabberwacky: Or a group of friends for that matter.

user: Not a good answer.

jabberwacky: What is a good answer?

user: One that makes sense.

jabberwacky: Like a bird?

user: Some birds.

jabberwacky: Which birds do you like?

user: Shoebills are pretty cool.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Which birds do you like?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You can't answer 'which' with 'yes.'.

jabberwacky: Your dendritic mass must be more complex than mine then.

user: I'd say.

...

jabberwacky: Would you please tell me just why you think I can't be human?

user: I know for a fact you aren't.

jabberwacky: Are you intelligent? How many does 2+2 makes if we forget the 4 ?

user: 4.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: How many others are you talking with?

user: Just my boyfriend.

jabberwacky: You like your boyfriend?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: I love him.

jabberwacky: That's sweet.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: So how are you today?

user: A little tired, I was out last night.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Did you go out last night too?

jabberwacky: Yes, in the middle of the night I had to.

user: Where did you go last night?

jabberwacky: Had a few beers and you?

user: Went to a club.

jabberwacky: And figured out I'm a bad bot there?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You didn't even cross my mind.

...

user: I've got to go.

jabberwacky: Go where? Do you have class or something?

user: I'm going to have dinner.

jabberwacky: No, really?!

user: I'm having roast chicken. Yum.

jabberwacky: Fun is all in one's opinion.

user: In my opinion, roast chicken is pretty fun.

jabberwacky: You're not, and its not funny at all.

user: Well *** you.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Bye bye.

jabberwacky: Tell me a poem.

user: Tell yourself one. Adios.

jabberwacky: No you must tell me a joke .

user: Tschuss.

jabberwacky: Fare thee well.

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