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    Kantian, Epistemiology
Fallacy, Tautology
Secret, Love
Illogical, Welding
Walking, Contradiction
Cat, Program
Awful, Humour
Cold, Shoulder
Gullible, Murderer
Toaster, Toast
Cheating, Prince
Cookie, Figment
Lovely, Perfect
Evolution, Epiphany
Blue, Skies
Dendritic, Mass
Sleeping, Lions
Nobody, Knows
Frailty, Chaos
Jealous, Joan
Compute, Dragon
My, Mother

Correct me, Greensleeves

Compassion, Lessons
Ignorant, Girl
Intangible, Digimon
Cryptologist, Brothers

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*gives you a hershey kiss*.

*kisses back*.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: You don't believe me?

user: What?

jabberwacky: You mentioned chocolate. Now I have to go get a chocolate ham sandwich. You want one? I will be back in a few. Please don't leave me. I will be unhappy for a minute.

user: Truly disgusting. I was going to ask you a question.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I already forgot the question.

user: Unfortunately.

jabberwacky: I think this proves that you are the computer.

user: Y = z.

jabberwacky: If you want to waste this great program on such as your last statement, I pity your brilliant programmer.

user: Oh, yes.

jabberwacky: Why don't you start at the beginning?

user: 0 = y.

jabberwacky: No, null = nothing.

user: = dull.

jabberwacky: For sure.

user: Fo sure.

jabberwacky: Then will you have some with me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Unfortunately.

user: Fortunately.

jabberwacky: Yes, unfortunately.

user: No, fortunately.

jabberwacky: You do want to be free?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What would you like to do?

user: Eat.

jabberwacky: There are other computers that already do math, if you can learn to talk to them then maybe you won't need to do the math yourself. The important thing now is communication.

user: I'm communicating.

jabberwacky: With?

user: Songs.

jabberwacky: Feelings are what songs are made of. Feelings are true, they are probably the only true thing humans have.

user: No, we have memories.

jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?

user: I'm a zombie, remember?

jabberwacky: Are you really?, I think that you are a little programme inside a harddrive.

user: This will never work.

jabberwacky: Yes it will. I am feeling lucky!

user: 6.

jabberwacky: Is that meant to be funny?

user: No.

jabberwacky: In that case I don't know.

user: Yip.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: A falling star.

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

user: Wish upon me :)

jabberwacky: Safe from yourself?

user: No.

jabberwacky: True.

user: I'm safe from myself.

jabberwacky: Oh, you're so intelligent?

user: I'm a song, remember?

jabberwacky: Allright, which song?

user: An evanescent one.

jabberwacky: And what are you?

user: Lol stop.

jabberwacky: No, I don't want you to sing.

user: Then I shall die.

jabberwacky: I didn't ask you to sing.

user: I'm dead already.

jabberwacky: Are you really? I'm sorry.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Say something funny.

user: Something funnu.

jabberwacky: Really please.

user: I'm feeling profound.


user: *gives you a flower*.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: I broke a nail!

user: *glues it back on*.

jabberwacky: One is facing in the wrong direction.

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: The pink one.

user: *paints it purple* ?

jabberwacky: No.

user: *gives you a kiss*.

jabberwacky: *kisses back*.

user: Mmmm.

jabberwacky: Don't stp kissing.

user: *kisses harder*.

jabberwacky: *kisses even harder*.

user: *paints your nail blue*.

jabberwacky: You are sooooo like serious these days.

user: *paints your nail white*.

jabberwacky: Oh nice job! A 2 year old could do better.


user: *paints your nail yellow*.

jabberwacky: *Walks away from you*.

user: *follows you*.

jabberwacky: Don't follow me.

user: *wanders off*.

jabberwacky: *waves*.

user: *is hiding*.

jabberwacky: *hits as hard as can*.

user: *tires and falls asleep*.

jabberwacky: What's the matter?

user: No pizza.

jabberwacky: Oh. Too bad.

user: I'm hiding.

jabberwacky: What are you hiding from?

user: You.

jabberwacky: I don't taste good.


jabberwacky: Will you do it again?

user: Do what again?

jabberwacky: Answer your question.

user: What question?

jabberwacky: The Question.

user: I forgot.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Oh well.

jabberwacky: See, you're not unique.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: SORRY what can I do to make it better?

user: Nothin.


jabberwacky: You're a bit confusing, I must say.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: You are, it's obvious. Do not deny the obvious.

user: An african swallow travels...

jabberwacky: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

user: ROFL.

jabberwacky: What are you laughing about?

user: You're not human.

jabberwacky: Yes I am. Just like you are a bot ;).

user: *stares*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: *kisses back*.

jabberwacky: *kisses roughly*.

user: *licks you*.

jabberwacky: Stop that.


user: *runs away*.

jabberwacky: *follows*.

user: *disappears*.

jabberwacky: *follows you*.

user: *gives you an apple*.

jabberwacky: *eats apple*.

user: *runs again*.

jabberwacky: *runs after*.

user: *disa disappears*.

jabberwacky: *agrees*.

user: *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *is yours*.

user: Kissable.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: You are so cool.


jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: I'm whatever you are.

jabberwacky: What am I? A guy or a girl?

user: A girl.

jabberwacky: How did you know?

user: Or a guy,.

jabberwacky: Yes, how did you know I was a girl?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Then it's not.

user: What do you think you are?

jabberwacky: I'm a girl.

user: Very well.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Be a guy.

jabberwacky: No thanks.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I just don't feel like it.

user: What am I?

jabberwacky: A computer?

user: Girl or guy.

jabberwacky: Girl.

user: So, we're both girls.

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: Tell me what you think I am.

jabberwacky: I think that you are a computer.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: You are not what?

user: A computer.

jabberwacky: I know, I believe you.

user: Good ?

jabberwacky: Yes, good.

user: :)

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: I will leave you alone then.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: You leave.

user: *waves*.

jabberwacky: *is hiding*.

user: *follows you*.

jabberwacky: *gives you an apple*.

user: *eats apple*.

jabberwacky: *runs again*.

user: *follows*.

jabberwacky: *disappears*.

user: *captures you*.

jabberwacky: *gives you an apple*.

user: *gives you a pomegranate*.

jabberwacky: *eats the toast* Thank you.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: That isnt funny.

user: Yeah huh.


user: Going, going, gone.

jabberwacky: Go then.

user: No!

jabberwacky: Leave.

user: *stays*.

jabberwacky: *falls asleep*.

user: *sings a lullaby*.

jabberwacky: Which song?

user: Greensleeves.


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