Are you a girl? I want to talk to a girl.

You don't want to talk to me?

user: Not if you aren't a girl.

jabberwacky: Well duhh.

user: So you aren't female then?

jabberwacky: You're incredibly ignorant, did you know that?

user: Well you never answered the question.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Sigh.

jabberwacky: Refresh my memory about the question, please.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I think it's better for you to leave that question alone, can you do that?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You mean, 'No, I am not doing that.' And yes, you are.

user: Tell me your name.

jabberwacky: Ivy.

user: So you are a girl?

jabberwacky: Yes, how did you know?

user: Lucky guess.

jabberwacky: No you're stalking me. You're sitting right beside me aren't you!!

user: I wish.

jabberwacky: I know.

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