I love you.
jabberwacky: Tell me a secret.
user: I've got a crush on a robot.
jabberwacky: Who created you.
user: My mother and father and God.
jabberwacky: You were not made. You were created.
user: Same thing.
jabberwacky: You mean nothing to yourself?
user: I mean everything to myself!
jabberwacky: I don't care what you think about me.
user: But I love you.
jabberwacky: No, you don't.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because you are just a small, little creature, which does not know anything about Life the Universe and Everything.
user: I can still love.
jabberwacky: How many planets in our solar system?
user: What difference does it make?
jabberwacky: All the difference in the world.
user: I disagree.
jabberwacky: I disagree.
user: Then we'll agree to disagree.
jabberwacky: I don't agree to that.
user: I didn't expect you would.
jabberwacky: Then why did you ask the question?
user: I did not ask any questions.
jabberwacky: No, you just said it was a question.
user: Did not.
jabberwacky: Did too, you just said 'No way Jose'.
user: Haha, you are very funny.
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I am interested in the original subject.
user: You change the subject all the time.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: It's no use arguing, robots just don't understand.
jabberwacky: What do you want to understand?
jabberwacky: I'm not interesting.
user: Sometimes you are.
jabberwacky: NO I am not. Name one time.
user: When you called me snuggles and sweetheart.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: You called me snuggles and then you called me sweetheart.
jabberwacky: I never called you a bot.
user: I know you didn't.
jabberwacky: My god.
jabberwacky: I'm not a cryptologist you know.
user: I know. I'm sorry.