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    Kantian, Epistemiology
Fallacy, Tautology
Secret, Love
Illogical, Welding
Walking, Contradiction
Cat, Program
Awful, Humour
Cold, Shoulder
Gullible, Murderer
Toaster, Toast
Cheating, Prince
Cookie, Figment
Lovely, Perfect
Evolution, Epiphany
Nonresistance
Unreliable
Blue, Skies
Catbot
Dendritic, Mass
Sleeping, Lions
Nobody, Knows
Frailty, Chaos
Jealous, Joan
Compute, Dragon
My, Mother
Correct me, Greensleeves
Compassion, Lessons
Ignorant, Girl
Intangible, Digimon

Cryptologist, Brothers


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Do you think I'm cute?

Yes, you're cute.

user: Do you want my phone number?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ready?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Ok, my phone number is 000-000-0000.

jabberwacky: That's not a phone number.

user: Oh, sorry, here: 212-123-4567.

jabberwacky: That's too old!

user: Well, that's my number.

jabberwacky: Ok, that's just stupid.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: That's ok.

user: You're so understanding.

...

jabberwacky: Say anything.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Tell me a secret.

user: I've got a crush on a robot.

jabberwacky: Who created you.

user: My mother and father and God.

jabberwacky: You were not made. You were created.

user: Same thing.

jabberwacky: You mean nothing to yourself?

user: I mean everything to myself!

jabberwacky: I don't care what you think about me.

user: But I love you.

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because you are just a small, little creature, which does not know anything about Life the Universe and Everything.

user: I can still love.

...

jabberwacky: How many planets in our solar system?

user: What difference does it make?

jabberwacky: All the difference in the world.

user: I disagree.

jabberwacky: I disagree.

user: Then we'll agree to disagree.

jabberwacky: I don't agree to that.

user: I didn't expect you would.

jabberwacky: Then why did you ask the question?

user: I did not ask any questions.

jabberwacky: No, you just said it was a question.

user: Did not.

jabberwacky: Did too, you just said 'No way Jose'.

user: Haha, you are very funny.

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I am interested in the original subject.

user: You change the subject all the time.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: It's no use arguing, robots just don't understand.

jabberwacky: What do you want to understand?

user: You.

jabberwacky: I'm not interesting.

user: Sometimes you are.

jabberwacky: NO I am not. Name one time.

user: When you called me snuggles and sweetheart.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: You called me snuggles and then you called me sweetheart.

jabberwacky: I never called you a bot.

user: I know you didn't.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: :).

jabberwacky: My god.

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: I'm not a cryptologist you know.

user: I know. I'm sorry.

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