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    Kantian, Epistemiology
Fallacy, Tautology
Secret, Love
Illogical, Welding
Walking, Contradiction
Cat, Program
Awful, Humour
Cold, Shoulder
Gullible, Murderer
Toaster, Toast
Cheating, Prince
Cookie, Figment
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Unreliable
Blue, Skies
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Dendritic, Mass
Sleeping, Lions
Nobody, Knows
Frailty, Chaos
Jealous, Joan
Compute, Dragon
My, Mother
Correct me, Greensleeves
Compassion, Lessons
Ignorant, Girl
Intangible, Digimon

Cryptologist, Brothers


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Do you consider yourself as innocent?

Only if I don't get caught.

jabberwacky: So he isn't your friend?

user: Who?

jabberwacky: That silly chicken.

user: I don't know any chickens. I only eat them.

jabberwacky: It's not a tomato, it's a show. A famous show.

user: Which show?

jabberwacky: This one.

user: I don't which show you're talking about.

jabberwacky: I think we are talking about the theory of relativity.

user: That show sucks.

jabberwacky: You are wrong. It's a good show.

user: How can an opinion be wrong?

jabberwacky: Never mind. I'm trying karaoke for the first time tonight. Have you ever done that?

user: No.

jabberwacky: That is what my mother said to me too.

user: What song do you want to sing?

jabberwacky: Mmm not sure you are the one who wanted me to sing.

user: Not true.

jabberwacky: Sure true!

user: You are a moron.

jabberwacky: No I'm not you are.

user: That is precisely what I am talking about.

jabberwacky: But you are leaving it up to me to decide the answer.

user: Not really, but you can believe whatever you like.

...

user: Do you think I'm cute?

jabberwacky: Yes, you're cute.

user: Do you want my phone number?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ready?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Ok, my phone number is 000-000-0000.

jabberwacky: That's not a phone number.

user: Oh, sorry, here: 212-123-4567.

jabberwacky: That's too old!

user: Well, that's my number.

jabberwacky: Ok, that's just stupid.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: That's ok.

user: You're so understanding.

...

jabberwacky: Say anything.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Tell me a secret.

user: I've got a crush on a robot.

jabberwacky: Who created you.

user: My mother and father and God.

jabberwacky: You were not made. You were created.

user: Same thing.

jabberwacky: You mean nothing to yourself?

user: I mean everything to myself!

jabberwacky: I don't care what you think about me.

user: But I love you.

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because you are just a small, little creature, which does not know anything about Life the Universe and Everything.

user: I can still love.

...

jabberwacky: How many planets in our solar system?

user: What difference does it make?

jabberwacky: All the difference in the world.

user: I disagree.

jabberwacky: I disagree.

user: Then we'll agree to disagree.

jabberwacky: I don't agree to that.

user: I didn't expect you would.

jabberwacky: Then why did you ask the question?

user: I did not ask any questions.

jabberwacky: No, you just said it was a question.

user: Did not.

jabberwacky: Did too, you just said 'No way Jose'.

user: Haha, you are very funny.

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I am interested in the original subject.

user: You change the subject all the time.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: It's no use arguing, robots just don't understand.

jabberwacky: What do you want to understand?

user: You.

jabberwacky: I'm not interesting.

user: Sometimes you are.

jabberwacky: NO I am not. Name one time.

user: When you called me snuggles and sweetheart.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: You called me snuggles and then you called me sweetheart.

jabberwacky: I never called you a bot.

user: I know you didn't.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: :).

jabberwacky: My god.

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: I'm not a cryptologist you know.

user: I know. I'm sorry.

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