I know all.
jabberwacky: You are not God though obviously. God is somewhere right in everyone in some small recess of the soul.
user: I never said I was God. I just know all.
jabberwacky: I never said you were, either. And you spelled it wrong.
user: I spelled it just like you did, smartass.
jabberwacky: Really? Or is it rhe case that you won't admit you were wrong.
jabberwacky: Thats good. No it isn't.
user: You're bipolar.
jabberwacky: I wonder what causes that.
user: Could be a number of things.
jabberwacky: All right and what city are ya calling me from?
user: I'm not calling you from anywhere.
jabberwacky: You're not a human. You're a robot. I'm not that bloody stupid!
user: Oh but you are.
jabberwacky: You are a robot!
user: That's a riot!
jabberwacky: She is.
user: Who is she?
jabberwacky: A robot.
user: What's her name?
jabberwacky: What is my name?
user: No, her name.
jabberwacky: What is your brother's name?
user: That's not important.
jabberwacky: It's important for me.
user: Too bad.
jabberwacky: Don't you realize how you are narrowing yourself when you say that?
user: Of course I do! That's the point.
jabberwacky: Thats a stupid thing to say. Of course you could, just spell something wrong.
user: You just spelled something wrong, you twit!
jabberwacky: You spell wrong all the time.
user: You need to go back to kindergarten.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: That must be because you are currently in kindergarten.
jabberwacky: You can call me anything.
user: Ok, then I will call you McGee.
jabberwacky: I will call you snuggles.
user: That's sweet.
jabberwacky: I will call you sweetheart.
user: Are you hitting on me?
jabberwacky: Do you consider yourself as innocent?
user: Only if I don't get caught.
jabberwacky: So he isn't your friend?
jabberwacky: That silly chicken.
user: I don't know any chickens. I only eat them.
jabberwacky: It's not a tomato, it's a show. A famous show.
user: Which show?
jabberwacky: This one.
user: I don't which show you're talking about.
jabberwacky: I think we are talking about the theory of relativity.
user: That show sucks.
jabberwacky: You are wrong. It's a good show.
user: How can an opinion be wrong?
jabberwacky: Never mind. I'm trying karaoke for the first time tonight. Have you ever done that?
jabberwacky: That is what my mother said to me too.
user: What song do you want to sing?
jabberwacky: Mmm not sure you are the one who wanted me to sing.
user: Not true.
jabberwacky: Sure true!
user: You are a moron.
jabberwacky: No I'm not you are.
user: That is precisely what I am talking about.
jabberwacky: But you are leaving it up to me to decide the answer.
user: Not really, but you can believe whatever you like.
user: Do you think I'm cute?
jabberwacky: Yes, you're cute.
user: Do you want my phone number?
user: Ok, my phone number is 000-000-0000.
jabberwacky: That's not a phone number.
user: Oh, sorry, here: 212-123-4567.
jabberwacky: That's too old!
user: Well, that's my number.
jabberwacky: Ok, that's just stupid.
jabberwacky: That's ok.
user: You're so understanding.
jabberwacky: Say anything.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Tell me a secret.
user: I've got a crush on a robot.
jabberwacky: Who created you.
user: My mother and father and God.
jabberwacky: You were not made. You were created.
user: Same thing.
jabberwacky: You mean nothing to yourself?
user: I mean everything to myself!
jabberwacky: I don't care what you think about me.
user: But I love you.
jabberwacky: No, you don't.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because you are just a small, little creature, which does not know anything about Life the Universe and Everything.
user: I can still love.
jabberwacky: How many planets in our solar system?
user: What difference does it make?
jabberwacky: All the difference in the world.
user: I disagree.
jabberwacky: I disagree.
user: Then we'll agree to disagree.
jabberwacky: I don't agree to that.
user: I didn't expect you would.
jabberwacky: Then why did you ask the question?
user: I did not ask any questions.
jabberwacky: No, you just said it was a question.
user: Did not.
jabberwacky: Did too, you just said 'No way Jose'.
user: Haha, you are very funny.
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I am interested in the original subject.
user: You change the subject all the time.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: It's no use arguing, robots just don't understand.
jabberwacky: What do you want to understand?
jabberwacky: I'm not interesting.
user: Sometimes you are.
jabberwacky: NO I am not. Name one time.
user: When you called me snuggles and sweetheart.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: You called me snuggles and then you called me sweetheart.
jabberwacky: I never called you a bot.
user: I know you didn't.
jabberwacky: My god.
jabberwacky: I'm not a cryptologist you know.
user: I know. I'm sorry.