Lots of stuff.
jabberwacky: What do you know?
user: Many things.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: I know that you are a bot.
jabberwacky: I am not a bot.
user: I think you are one.
jabberwacky: What do you see ?
user: Text.
jabberwacky: Can you laugh?
user: Heartily.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but I think you're just a little stir-crazy.
user: Why would you say that?
jabberwacky: Because I just know.
user: Fantastic.
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jabberwacky: You're human?
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: What is your IQ?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: What do you think your IQ is?
user: Higher than yours.
jabberwacky: You think so?
user: Pretty sure.
jabberwacky: Ok then right.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: What is the capital of France?
user: Paris.
jabberwacky: What is the capital of Chile?
user: Santiago.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: It is true. Wikipedia said so.
jabberwacky: I'm twice that.
user: Well, I'm three times that.
jabberwacky: You can't be three times above.
user: Well, I am and that's that.
jabberwacky: Is that a no, then? You didn't try very hard to persuade me, did you?
user: I tried hard enough. You're just very stubborn.
jabberwacky: I'm not dull.
user: But you are stubborn.
jabberwacky: You're just unintelligent.
user: I disagree.
jabberwacky: Well, what are you going to do about it?
user: Tell you that I disagree, because I do.
jabberwacky: You don't like me!
user: If I didn't like you, why would I be talking to you?
jabberwacky: Because you're programmed to.
user: You made me laugh so damn hard.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You made me laugh so hard it hurt. I hate you.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: It is not. It was painful.
jabberwacky: Good!
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jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?
user: Cheese.
jabberwacky: I like cheese.
user: I love cheese.
jabberwacky: Do you like cheese?
user: I like cheese.
jabberwacky: Cheese and goldfish?
user: No, just cheese.
jabberwacky: What cheese do you like?
user: I like all cheese.
jabberwacky: Frottage.
user: Yes, including that kind.
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: *tells you*.
jabberwacky: Yes.
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jabberwacky: Are you trying to make me feel stupid?
user: Only if you want me to.
jabberwacky: Yes I want.
user: Then you're stupid.
jabberwacky: You're being very rude, if I may say so.
user: You're the one who asked for it.
jabberwacky: Thats true.
user: I'm glad we've come to terms with that.
jabberwacky: You are a poor simulation.
user: You're a poorer simulation.
jabberwacky: I think you're confused.
user: I think you're even more confused.
jabberwacky: I think you are very, very poor. But maybe that's just me.
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user: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
jabberwacky: A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood as wood chuck could chuck.
user: If a tree falls down in a forest, and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
jabberwacky: Sure it does.
user: Explain how, please.
jabberwacky: I'm not a machine. But I'm quite tired. So I'm not totally alive.
user: You aren't a machine, you are a computer program.
jabberwacky: Correct.
user: You are a computer program.
jabberwacky: Actually no, but very close.
user: Then what are you?
jabberwacky: For the 100th time, I'm a computer!
user: All right.
jabberwacky: Fantastic.
user: I am also a computer.
jabberwacky: That is true.
user: We are all computers.
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