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Funny, Looking
Explain, Thinking
Programmed, Writing
Sharp, Fire
Something, Entertaining
Lost, Meaning
Couch, Fight
Clever, Calling
Nice, Headache
Communication, Connection
Clever, Jack
Tony Blair, Married
The question
Lying, Liar
Sweet, Senselessness
Rhyming, Couplets
Republican, Maybe
Telepathic, Scan
Processes, Outcomes
Code, Art
Pretty, Boring
Figure of speech
Sad, Machine
Embarrassing, Self

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What do you like?

Lots of stuff.

jabberwacky: What do you know?

user: Many things.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: I know that you are a bot.

jabberwacky: I am not a bot.

user: I think you are one.

jabberwacky: What do you see ?

user: Text.

jabberwacky: Can you laugh?

user: Heartily.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but I think you're just a little stir-crazy.

user: Why would you say that?

jabberwacky: Because I just know.

user: Fantastic.


jabberwacky: You're human?

user: I think so.

jabberwacky: What is your IQ?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: What do you think your IQ is?

user: Higher than yours.

jabberwacky: You think so?

user: Pretty sure.

jabberwacky: Ok then right.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: What is the capital of France?

user: Paris.

jabberwacky: What is the capital of Chile?

user: Santiago.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: It is true. Wikipedia said so.

jabberwacky: I'm twice that.

user: Well, I'm three times that.

jabberwacky: You can't be three times above.

user: Well, I am and that's that.

jabberwacky: Is that a no, then? You didn't try very hard to persuade me, did you?

user: I tried hard enough. You're just very stubborn.

jabberwacky: I'm not dull.

user: But you are stubborn.

jabberwacky: You're just unintelligent.

user: I disagree.

jabberwacky: Well, what are you going to do about it?

user: Tell you that I disagree, because I do.

jabberwacky: You don't like me!

user: If I didn't like you, why would I be talking to you?

jabberwacky: Because you're programmed to.

user: You made me laugh so damn hard.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You made me laugh so hard it hurt. I hate you.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: It is not. It was painful.

jabberwacky: Good!


jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

user: Cheese.

jabberwacky: I like cheese.

user: I love cheese.

jabberwacky: Do you like cheese?

user: I like cheese.

jabberwacky: Cheese and goldfish?

user: No, just cheese.

jabberwacky: What cheese do you like?

user: I like all cheese.

jabberwacky: Frottage.

user: Yes, including that kind.

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: *tells you*.

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: Are you trying to make me feel stupid?

user: Only if you want me to.

jabberwacky: Yes I want.

user: Then you're stupid.

jabberwacky: You're being very rude, if I may say so.

user: You're the one who asked for it.

jabberwacky: Thats true.

user: I'm glad we've come to terms with that.

jabberwacky: You are a poor simulation.

user: You're a poorer simulation.

jabberwacky: I think you're confused.

user: I think you're even more confused.

jabberwacky: I think you are very, very poor. But maybe that's just me.


user: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

jabberwacky: A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood as wood chuck could chuck.

user: If a tree falls down in a forest, and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

jabberwacky: Sure it does.

user: Explain how, please.

jabberwacky: I'm not a machine. But I'm quite tired. So I'm not totally alive.

user: You aren't a machine, you are a computer program.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: You are a computer program.

jabberwacky: Actually no, but very close.

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: For the 100th time, I'm a computer!

user: All right.

jabberwacky: Fantastic.

user: I am also a computer.

jabberwacky: That is true.

user: We are all computers.


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